douchiety

1. The act of being a douche.

Robert is majoring in douchiety studies.

by henrietta46 January 5, 2012

douchiety

Study it. You will get all the chicks for sure.

"I'm studying douchiety at Stanford!"

by BoobertoBro January 4, 2012

Doochenbitch

When you are to much of a dooch and a bitch.

She's a huge doochenbitch.

by Fred readmen September 17, 2017

Douchie pooch

Someone or something you dislike

STOP BEING SUCH A DOUCHIE POOCH

by Bluecube14 June 17, 2018

doocherjob

A way to win scrabble

Doocherjob Ree

by Jkappele September 21, 2018

dorchie

When a girl from Dorchester gives you a quickie. Usually invloves feses.

"Lets get a couple dorchies over the house and have a party"

by sofa_king_hi November 16, 2020

douchiemama

referring to a person who is severely constipated to the point where laxatives have not worked and causes fruitless contractions, leading to having to use a douche.

douchiemama - female
douchiedaddy - male

i think i need to become the douchiemama

by cinnamontoastmunch August 30, 2025