Doakesing

The act of aggressively suspecting someone of doing shady or secretive stuff — even when you can’t prove it yet — and then being totally right about it.

Doakesing (verb)

Pronunciation: /ˈdoʊksɪŋ/

Origin: From James Doakes (Dexter TV series).

Stop doakesing me, man! I swear I didn’t do anything!

He kept doakesing her for weeks, and yeah… she really was hiding something.

by THE_NIGHTMVRE October 25, 2025

Long Donking

When you go to town on a girl with your long Dank all night long.

Yo Davie was out Long Donking his girl all last night she aint been movin for days yo.

by JBopizzle April 20, 2011

kong donking

The act of when a woman, with a full bush, puts a peeled banana in the vagina then a willing male or female hits them in the vagina violently screaming "YOU STOLE MY BANANA HOARD!" (if the female orgasms, the male or female must proudly pound his or her chest while screaming as loud as they can)

I was kong donking all last night and she made me clean it up

by DSLP March 21, 2014

Serger-donkeyknobber

A skinny, ugly, hairy man (usually named nick) that loves having sex with unattractive men

Nick is such a serger-donkeyknobber....hes so gross and loves ugly dudes.

by Manglitter April 19, 2018

Double Donking

An attempt to expire an already expired organism

"I'm already dead, hard Double Donking a corpse"

by ServantCrow February 4, 2023

Red Belly Monkeying

R-ed Bell-ee Mon-key-ing

verb.

The act of fucking upside down while both suspended with ropes and pulleys. Named after the red belly monkey, the only animal known to fuck upside down.

"Hey Janice, want to try red belly monkeying tonight? I just went to the hardware store and got everything we need!

by Douchebag Ryan ;)" February 26, 2020

Dollar store donkeykong

A huge guy who is ass at soccer named Daniel delgado who looks like fake donkeykong

Hey delgado why do you look like dollar store donkeykong

fuck you then

by XOTWOD23 March 16, 2022