correctile dysfunction

A relationship misunderstanding caused by AutoCorrect.

Jane left me because of my correctile dysfunction. I meant to tell her "I'm going to JUMP you when I get home."

by arymonster November 12, 2012

premature ejection dysfunction

Loss of data or files when you eject your USB key without properly stopping the device.

Oh no! Half of my presentation is missing because I just pulled out without stopping my USB key. This happens to me all the time. I must have a problem with premature ejection dysfunction.

by emb68 May 15, 2007

correctile disfunction

A disorder where autocorrect never works when you want it to.

Gonna wtach a movie later
*watch
Apparetnly I have correctile disfunction

by SoulofDeity April 5, 2015

ereptile dysfunction

A person (mostly a man) who has an irrational fear of any reptile.

Man1: Dude check out that turtle. Man2: Oh Hell No!!! Keep that away!!! I have extreme ereptile dysfunction!

by Glennzigx November 29, 2016

Skeetile Disfunction

Unable to skeet or ejaculate correctly; random skeeting direction.

Yo man I was with ma woman when all of a sudden I had an SD! (Skeetile Disfunction)

by Bluez March 9, 2008

rejectile disfunction

when someone can´t say no to a friend or family member or significant other

When your grandmother keeps feeding you disgusting cookies and you dont´t want to hurt her feeling by saying no then you have rejectile disfunction

by Booneman 3000 January 16, 2011

Dysfunctional Acorns

Those acorns that keep trying to kill you when they fall of a tree and hit you in the head.

Man, these are some dysfunctional acorns! They keep trying to kill me!

by FlaccidFabio November 25, 2016