Definitions by FlaccidFabio

Dysfunctional Acorns 

Those acorns that keep trying to kill you when they fall of a tree and hit you in the head.

Man, these are some dysfunctional acorns! They keep trying to kill me!

Dysfunctional Acorns by FlaccidFabio November 25, 2016

Pet the Fir

When you first get a Christmas tree, and the branches are all bundled up, you need to spread and fluff them out. This is called " petting the fir" because a fir is a common tree used for Christmas festivities.

Johnny, before you put on the ornaments, please pet the fir so it doesn't look so sparse. Thanks dear!

Pet the Fir by FlaccidFabio November 24, 2016

Pet the Fir

When you first get a Christmas tree, and the branches are all bundled up, you need to spread and fluff them out. This is called " petting the fir" because a fir is a common tree used for Christmas festivities.

Johnny, before you put on the ornaments, please pet the fir so it doesn't look so sparse. Thanks dear!

Pet the Fir by FlaccidFabio November 24, 2016