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Dish Bitch 

found in its natural habitat of cooking classes and resturaunts, the dish bitch is rumored to have superpowers like dish senses (allowing them to detect even the smallest of dirty silverware from over a quarter mile away). They can easily be identified by the oven mitts in their back pocket and an unsatisfiable appitite for cleaning. some would even say that the thought of scrubbing plates clean brings intinse arousal.
Me: that meal was delicious, wouldnt you agree?

Superfaqq: why yes, quite scrumptious

Max: hurry up and give me those plates guise!!

Superfaqq: WHAT THE FUCK?!? did we ASK you to speak dish bitch??!

Me: (wondering why the dish bitch is out of the kitchen)

Max: I WANT DIS-

Me: *PIMP SLAP*

Me: you asked for it when your foot left that tile floor
Dish Bitch by Colonel Faqq February 18, 2010
Related Words

dish-dash 

slang for attire worn by arabic men suited for the desert and camel riding. It is a long flowing gown like garment with long sleeves and varying fashions regarding collars. This attire is commonly worn in places such as the UAE by the traditional Emirati people.
Bro, if you don't shut up I'm gonna cut a hole in your dish-dash.
dish-dash by theshoster January 3, 2011

dish water 

A yorkshire term for a shit beer, usually used to describe a pint of Carling or Castlemaine as these are shit lagers in my opinion. when used down in London by a northerner they may say "Thames Water"
"You coming for a brewski??" "ok but i can only afford dish water"
"I hate my new Job in London, im going for a pint of that dish water that these southerners call a decent brew"
dish water by T to tha OG May 21, 2006

Dish Rag 

A dirty ass, skanky, piece of shit, scandalous bitch who tries to look and act a 100 times hotter than she can ever hope to be
What a dish rag, She just sucked my dick in the bathroom and she's making out with that dude over there.
Dish Rag by Gdevil July 4, 2009

Dish Monger 

An person who repeatedly hoards used and unsanitary dishes in a confined space, that are rank, spoiled, and contaminated with disease. A Dish Monger does not have the ability to discard such items.
The dish monger named Rozzi, left spoiled milk for two weeks in her room.
Dish Monger by Lomyr September 13, 2011

Dish Washer 

The worst job in the Restaurant business, and the lowest paying. Many people do it to start off and work their way up to a cook job, but quit due to the horrible conditions. Plus the staff don't care about you, or your goal of being a cook. They ignore you, while you spend hours cleaning pots and pans. Your arms and hands get covered in greasy dirty water, bits of cruddy food, and at the end of the day you smell horrible and your fingers are messed up from all the soap and chemicals. It's totally not worth the time or the paycheck. Avoid this job at all costs!!!
It's about time they made a machine that cleaned pots and pans instantly. Nobody wants to do Dish Washer work as a career.
Dish Washer by Metalhead83 December 1, 2011