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I bought this Hoover at a yard sale for a dirt cheap price!
by talk2me-JCH2 July 25, 2023
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Teenage Dirtbag

Teenage Dirtbag.
+Often one who lives in filth, but one whose personal hygenic levels are acceptable.

+Often "Geeky", "Nerdy", "Losery" and sometimes Distant.

+Usually Reserved/Mysterious.

+Best friend tends to be a computer.

+Skin is pale because Most of spare time is spent inside, away from the sun.

+Has own style of clothing or takes bits and pieces from other stereotypes (i.e. punk, metalhead, goth, ect.)

+Likes Alternative music, but mostly metal.

+Has an "I Don't Give a Flying Fuck About What You Think of Me" Attitude

+Placid unless provoked.

+Often said to be a "Disturbed Geek"
Prepy Skank: "You are suck a Teenage Dirtbag. Where are all your friends? Oh Wait i forgot. You don't have any. Oh My God! Your shoes don't even match!"
Dirtbag: "Does it look like i care?"
by Justin Sane July 10, 2004
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dirt pipe milkshake

To give a person a dirt pipe milkshake, you would cumin that person ass hole and have them spirt it, and then watch them drink the cum that has come out of there ass.
Billy: "Jane can I cum in your mouth when we fuck?"
Jane: "Hell no! Cum in my ass and then i drink it.I love a dirt pipe milkshake"
Billy:"That sound like you realy want a dirt pipe milkeshake to me."
by Little Jonny May 4, 2006
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Dirt Shirt Friday

On Fridays you wear a shirt which you bought at a thrift store like Value Village and wear it every Friday without washing it until it is unwearable in which case you buy another.
Justin: That shirt looks terrible it must be Dirt Shirt Friday.

Nick: Nah man his family is just poor.
by Werdoop March 30, 2009
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Sandusky Dirt Cycle

(adj.) A process that begins with the courting of one or many young nubile boys for shower sex. This is most often performed against the will of the children. The next step is federal incarceration in which the act is reversed on the original perpetrator. Thus completing the cycle.
I cant wait for Jerry to experience the Sandusky Dirt Cycle.
by davakon November 15, 2011
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If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead
When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock
by Bob March 26, 2005
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dirt nap

When somebody dies. Therefore, they are taking a nap in the dirt. Forever.
Yo I wish pops was here, but he's taking a dirt nap.
by Cranky_Lobster June 2, 2016
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