Thot Theory of the Fourth Dimension

Theory that states and defines the question of why men pop random boners.

The theory states that when you encounter an awkward/random boner in any given time or place, it is solely because in the fourth dimension, a thot is riding you, but in result of the natural phenomenon being in another dimension, you cannot witness this firsthand with your own eyes. The only physical act you feel is having a random boner.

There have been numerous cases of people who believe they can perceive the fourth dimension, that have "witnessed a thot ride them" in a location where no one could gain access to in the real world, such as a house or bedroom.

Other encounters include people stating that these mythical thots riding them "so hard they almost pulled me into another realm of concience and time".

"Man, why do I always pop a random boner in class?"
"Woah man, your out-of-dimension-thot is into that kinky school girl stuff"
"Out-of-dimension-thot?"
"Yeah man, have you ever heard of The Thot Theory of the Fourth Dimension?"

by MushroomTippedHead5000 December 2, 2017

the thot theory of the fourth dimension

this is the thot theory of the fourth dimension. Basically every time you pop a random boner, it's actually because a thot is actually riding your dick from the fourth dimension. But we can't see them but they can see us.

Its the thot theory of the fourth dimension

by thesmartestmanonthisflatearth February 16, 2018

1/2 Floor, 4th dimension

Name given to a time and place when you have no f'ing idea when and where you are. Usually used when you wake up after passing out and don't know what time it is or where you are. May also be used when your so high you lose track of time and everything and everyone around you feels simulated.

drunk high

Hey dude, wake up!

Whoa.....I blacked out, where are we?

1/2 floor, 4th Dimension for all I know, dude...Lets bounce!

drunk high

by Skylar King May 25, 2010

dimension play

creating realities for people in their head while giving different visual signals as proof for the separate dimension

" We created a new dimension play to work with."

by itoccuredtome June 10, 2022

DIMENSION-1

A social experiment like puthing around, but it will probably be solved very soon because of the secrets profile giving a hint.

"Yo bro, now that StudReviewer is solved, do you think DIMENSION-1 will be solved?"

"Maybe, its just a matter of time, after all, we know its related to mulitiplayer realm due to its profile."

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Eye-Push Dimension

When you push your eyeballs into their sockets with your thumbs and hold it until you see colors and swirls, almost like a totally different dimension.

*Eren holds his thumbs to his closed eyes, pushing inwards*
Asher: What are you doing, Eren?
Eren: Going to the Eye-Push Dimension.

by Aplhre September 28, 2015