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Dildoing

It started out with a bunch of friends driving all around town yelling Dildo at people. After a while we moved on to other, more harsh obseneties, such as racial slurs and a wide variety of curse words.

verb. Yelling obsene words at people out of a window of a moving car.
(Yelling out a window of a car) HEY FUCK FACE I WANNA STICK MY DICK IN YOUR TIGHT ASS!

(Yelling out a window of a car) EXCUSE ME NIGGER, WANNA BE MY SLAVE!?

Carl- Who wants to go Dildoing today?
by BluntTrauma December 1, 2009
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Dildonic

Word to describe dick shaped objects
“Noah please describe what this looks like
“It looks dildonic”
by Myfriendgothitbyatrain2 August 20, 2018
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dildong ditch

When you, or your friend, ding ding ditches a house by using a strap on dildo to ring the doorbell.

Extra points for fucking your friend in the ass after ringing the doorbell. Your friend must finish before someone answers the door.
"What did you do this weekend?"
" I dildong ditched with my friend. He fucked me in the ass afterwards and I came everywhere. The old dude who answered the door was super surprised. It was awesome."
by CordizzleDick September 6, 2016
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Dildonic Plague

The dildonic plague is used to describe a large flock of dildoes with plans to take over the nation to overthrow the might God allah
Jake: "DUDE LOOK AT THE NEWS"
Colin: "DUDE THE DILDONIC PLAGUE TOOK CONTROL OF THE WHITE HOUSE"
Cole: "NO WAY DUDE"
by colieravioli June 19, 2016
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Dildonic

Anything that even slightly resembles a dildo.
My glorious Blue Yeti brand microphone is dildonic. I like to put it in my asshole.
by Joey Auburn May 23, 2016
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dildonator

a male (usually a teen) who is a virgin, and afraid of pussy. The futhest he will go during 'relations' is fingering a girl/eating her out.
Bill: dude the only thing i've ever done with my girl friend is finger her.

Bob: havent you guys been dateing for a year.

Bill:yea.

Bob: lol, god damn dildonator .
by duck tape November 12, 2009
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Dildonic

I gave that skank a dildonic last night in that old hobo house.
by up teh butt September 7, 2007
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