crumb diddy

A person who loves to finesse the glass dick. They will sell their soul to blow clouds like a chimney. Has the body odour similar to a morgue. A MASTER CARPET SURFER.

See that dope fiend out there sucking the soul out of that glass dick, what a crumb diddy.

by JoDogg4Hunnit May 12, 2017

diddy mao

It's Vietnamese slang for "go quickly".

"What part of "Diddy Mao" don't you understand, Skinner?"
-The Simpsons

"Mao! Diddy Mao!"
-Deer Hunter

by Da Troof123 January 11, 2009

pee-diddy

An event when an individual tries to urinate and comparatively insignificant amount of urine is expelled out of the body (less than 50 ml usually).

Example 1:

Man to a Friend: I woke up last night really needing to take a piss. After forcing my tired ass to the loo only a few drops of piss came out.

Friend. It was only a pee-diddy. Don't worry about it.

Example 2:

"I usually end up doing a pee-diddy just before I undertake a sporting activity. I just have to get all the liquid out of me to feel comfortable on the field."

by StNaz September 1, 2011

p diddy

p diddy
1. a. noun, A black man who has sex with men on the down-low while maintaining a macho facade, b. verb, To perform sex on another man, 2. The bottom or passive position in same-sex sex.

1. Yo man, ya wanna p diddy my diddy?
2. Turn over, you're Diddy tonite.

by JTee September 8, 2008

P. Diddy

Puff Daddy

W wanksta who can't create his own music, and has to rely on ripping samples from the "80's Greatest Hits" CDs to make money.

by AYB March 11, 2003

p diddy

A Black Rapper who started the "Vote or Die" campaign in the 2004 presidential elections. However, P Diddy voted for his FIRST TIME in these elections, therefore making him a total moron.

"P Diddy does a great job making African Americans look like illiterate retards."

by Jake February 13, 2005

Diddy Peng

Adjective;

A very positive word for something.

That cheesecake was the diddy peng.
That girl is diddy peng

by DiddyPengAllen March 30, 2017