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dickslaping

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the act of being bossed, or pushed around.
My boss was dickslapping me around all day today
At work, i was dickslaped every which way
by NO MAM August 22, 2005
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Dicklauncher

One who enjoys launching dicks into themselves.

Often used amongst gamers as an insult when either under the influence of alcohol or other drugs, or no other insult can be thought of at the moment.

Originally used by a gamer under the alias "||IM-BS||C.h.tw" on Counter-Strike:Source.
What the fuck? He got a headshot on me from all the way across the map... What a fuckin' dicklauncher that kid is...
by ~N0m@D-Anon.~ June 22, 2011
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Dickblade

An outstanding, antisocial prick or conniving, delusional dickrag/douchebag/shithead who tends to think himself cunning in the scathing statements he makes and in the absolutely egregious prickery of his repulsive and reprehensible behavior.

A real prickbag/prickfuck. A snotfuck. Somone who's face you just want to bash in hard. Typically worthless, clueless, judgemental and deserving of death. So much so that you have to create an entirely new insult to call him a dickblade. An asswipe-mother-fucker. It is pointless to attempt talking to a dickblade. A borderline scumfuck. A fucking dildo. May be secretly anatomically impaired.

A heavy gun insult, spurred into creation by such a prick that only an insult as crude, harshly offensive and shocking as a fucking dickblade would qualify as an of offense against such an asshat.

This is the true definition of dickblade.
"Man, what a fucking DICKBLADE. That prick-fuck just won't LEARN, will he?"

"What a fucking pukestain. He's just a god damn dickblade."

"Listen up, fuckpalm. I don't understand why you have to be such a remarkable prickhole fucker all the time. Why are you such a dickblade?"
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Dickslayer

A female who sleeps around, preferably a whore, who gives such deep blowjobs that the genitalia shrivels up.
During my summer slut-fest I met a man who encountered a dickslayer
by HydratedTrash December 25, 2016
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Dickolas Sparks

A well known and bestselling romance novel author and Notre Dame grad known for his sappy love stories later adapted into popular movies whose male protagonists are all tall white men over 6 feet and whose female protagonists are all blonde, blue eyed Stacys taking it in the rain and in the shower from chad
Dickolas Sparks just released a new book and they're already turning it into a new Netflix series. Get yours today
by D Flawless August 20, 2020
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dickslap

The art of slapping yo dick upside yo biotch's head.
Dammit u ho i told ya to suck it or im gonna dickslap yo skanky ass!
by Darren April 3, 2003
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dickslap

To slap your penis over somebody's head or bodily parts
e.g.
Rob took his penis out and slapped it over Callum's head.
by Anon January 13, 2004
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