Macbook Pro with Retina Display

Apple's latest Macbook Pro that is "revolutionary." It's newest features include the crisp Retina Display that beholds a resolution of 2880 x 1880, a quad core processor standard in every model, and a standard of 8 GB of RAM. Great for the power user and not worth it for people who want to look at cat photos and their pr0nz.

1. Person 1 "I just bought my new Macbook Pro with Retina Display so I can edit faster with Final Cut Pro x, Aperture, and Logic."
Person 2 "Nice."
2. Person 3 "I love looking at pr0nz and cat photos, so I bought a $2000 computer with a "quad core cpu and 8 gb ram" lol, like whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. Anyways, I hear it has a nice display"
Person 4 "You could do that with the regular Macbook Pro just as fine cause you wouldn't notice the screen difference being such a noob, and that's only $1200"
Person 3 "ur just j3l0us"

by Mjtmastercp August 30, 2012

dickslapper 9000

this young and wonderful animal has a blue dick that can fly it also has a blue ass that can detach

your a dickslapper 9000

by Jaaroom March 9, 2017

Rack Display

A technical term for a woman showing off her cleavage, can be used to tell your mate there's a great set on show secretively

Sammy:Ben look at that rack display
Ben:Niiice, great RD!

by marion'srackdisplay April 30, 2009

hd retina display

The display on 4th generation iPod touch/iPhones and iPhone 4s. It is 960x840 pixels, squished into a 3.5 inch display.

Genius bar rep: The iPhone 4 has hd retina display, it makes porn better looking, and you'll look better then others.

Me: Will it fit in a manilla envelope?

Genius bar rep: Yes.

*Crowd goes ape shit*

Me:TAKE MY MONEY!

by bootybuttcheecks January 30, 2012

dicksplat

1. Sperm, especially when it lands somewhere.
2. An idiot.

That guy with the security camera is a fucking dicksplat!!!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

dickslaping

{dickslaped}

the act of being bossed, or pushed around.

My boss was dickslapping me around all day today
At work, i was dickslaped every which way

by NO MAM August 22, 2005

Dickslayer

A female who sleeps around, preferably a whore, who gives such deep blowjobs that the genitalia shrivels up.

During my summer slut-fest I met a man who encountered a dickslayer

by HydratedTrash December 25, 2016