dicktick

1. A person who can not have enough of a particular cock. Becoming a tick like creature by sucking it dry.

2. A person who sucks a penis after swallowing the cum. Trying to suck it dry.

Dude that bitch was such a dicktick, I nutted, she swallowed and she just kept going!

by ChuliFly April 16, 2009

Dickriculous

Something so ridiculous, it's dickriculous.

Did you see McGrady's dunk in the All Star Game where he threw the ball off the glass to himself? That was fucking dickriculous.

by g-xerxes January 29, 2003

dicksicle

when your penis is cold.

Putting my hand down my pants I felt that I had a dicksicle.

by WLC (We Like Cock) August 16, 2008

Dick Pic

Something guys should avoid unless they're well-endowed and have aesthetically pleasing looking junk.

While you should wait to get the green light from women so it's not unsolicited, but make sure it's big enough and not ugly looking before sending a dick pic

by FartSmeller April 12, 2021

Dickpack

n. A condom

I'm glad I used a dickpack, I hate that bitch!

by Halftard January 3, 2009

Dickdiculous

When something about a male is so ridiculous that it enters the realm of dickdiculous. Originally used strictly for describing the male genitalia, the term has moved on to describe any feat of male ingenuity/prowess/accomplishment/girth.

Oh man, dude, that hit you just took was dickdiculous!

or

The other day, I accidentally caught a glimpse of Oren's cock in the locker room. Dude...dickdiculous!

by jmone87 July 27, 2009

dickpistol

Eargasm's pistol of justice! "Works only once after a quick rub"

To be used with great caution, could cause blindness of the eyes, also if shot too close, may cause skin burns.

Eargasm: Stop making stupid assumptons, I will shoot you with my dickpistol.

Idiot: :

by eargasm August 9, 2009