Dicklarious

When one is performing a dickish move to someone else and it's absolutely hilarious, but cruel

" Yo is that an I phone 4? Let me check that out " *drop on floor*
" not anymore "
" lol dood that's dicklarious "

by J3rs3yd3vil September 11, 2011

Dickarette

The smell on a woman's breath after a long night at the bar and partaking in oral sex. Will often smell like dick and cigarettes.

"I took that chick home from the bar last night and damn could she suck a cock. Only problem was she woke up with her breath smelling like dickarettes! "

by drock107 November 27, 2011

Dickbringer

A man, sometimes barbaric or slow-witted, who is particularly gifted at pleasuring a woman. Often, but not always, this is his only redeeming quality and all he has to contribute to a relationship. Other times, it's just a role he plays when called upon.

"Oh, it's not a serious relationship. He's only my dickbringer."

"He's great with the kids and helps around the house, but sometimes I just need him to shut up and be my dickbringer."

by bigswizzle January 17, 2014

dickprived

when you are completely deprived or having the neccessity to suck Puff the one eyed dragon. Puff can also be adressed by the name "dick"

I am so dickprived. Jonathan is so hot, but I cant get dick

by meeeeeelllllll June 7, 2017

dickaids

the way australians pronounce decades
the aids that men get on their penis

yeah mate, jerry has been servicing dudes in that gay bar bathroom for dickaids . now hes got aids on his dick

by booboojenkins October 17, 2017

dickprived

when your deprived of dick

Hoe:bitch I'm dickprived

me: sorry dont know about that life I'm a Christian girl

by cutiepatootie75 May 18, 2018

DickAPiss

When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob while your sleeping and you piss in her mouth resulting in a glass being thrown at you so your knocked out! She continues to blow you after.

Linda: hmm this dick is so good!

Bogey: *piss in Linda mouth due to excitement*
Linda: dude what the fuck! Did you really just took a dickapiss
Bogey: sorry I didn’t mean it

Linda: you know what, *chucks glass at him*
Linda: *goes back to dick and start blowing dying corpse*
Linda: hmm this dick is so good

by Fuckmyassholeyoulittlebitch June 17, 2019