Shrek's Dick

The biggest one in the swamp.

Instantly makes you so moist that you can't even handle it.
As soon as that slimy tentacle reaches your throat, you'll go into cardiac arrest from it's extreme length.
If you are looking for some good dick, ask Shrek.

"Have you had a dick appointment lately?"
"Yeah, it was Shrek's Dick!"
"HOLY SHIT! HOW ARE YOU NOT IN A WHEELCHAIR??"

by strummedonny June 8, 2018

Dick Vitale's "Awesome, Baby!" College Hoops

A Sega Genesis game by Time Warner Interactive, where you play basketball as Dick Vitale commentates. It was shot into the modern gaming scene when Scott the Woz made his 100th video about it.

"Dick Vitale's "Awesome, Baby!" College Hoops is amazing! It's the perfect blend of Dick and Vitale!"

by caedyn January 5, 2019

rat’s dick

Something you would willingly give, on a par with giving a rat’s ass, when you care about someone or something.

Let me assure you, I don’t give a rat’s dick..

by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

hayden's dick

a dick so powerful hats even looking at Hayden himself even a man will become pregnantr

son how did you become pregnant "Hayden's dick"

by tallman 76 April 3, 2022

Dominic’s dick

Looks like an elephants or a donkeys or a big banana except it’s a bbc it’s the perfect cock and a Jesus cock a daddy dick

Dezarae you’ve been masturbating all day you’ve squirted on almost everything in here

I can stop thinking of Dominic’s dick

by Vulnerable fetish May 27, 2022

Osama's Dick

A dick that is in hiding/So unshaven, that it hasn't been found in 10 years.

Dan, I got a bad case of Osama's Dick, and i'm afraid that my security is in danger until we find my penis.

by Greece Lightning June 2, 2011

Donald's dick

When a man has a curly Penis slightly like a duck's.

Shaniqua"my man so curly, he got a Donald's dick"

by MrSMH October 20, 2016