dew-driver

Ice, 2 shots of vodka, and Mountain Dew.

A few dew-drivers is a delicious way to get shitfaced.

by jesus w. bush December 26, 2004

Dew Dropped

the process in which two participants engage into oral sex where upon ejaculation the males reproductive organ is removed from the oral cavity of the recipient and placed under their nostril where upon ejaculation the baby batter is processed through the nasal canal down the esophagus where it is formed into a mucus ball and spat into a regulated U.S.A. Bar Association shot glass (can be found at your local liquer store) and then consumed by the donor

He just busted a nut through her nose and drank that shit.

Dude you just got dew dropped.

by Br@d13y January 24, 2009

Dew Bomber

A 20 ounce bottle of Mountain Dew spiked with 5 hour energy. A beverage made for the elite programmer, gamer, or weight lifter looking for a boost.

Man I was tired as shit this morning until I had a Dew Bomber! I got through a shitty day at school and more!

by SuperNoahZark December 30, 2010

Dew-Driver

A concoction of Mountain Dew, Orange juice, and Vodka.

Dude! I got so fucked up on Dew-Drivers last night, I woke up with your mom.

by Keit and Thom September 25, 2013

Dew Dick

Dew dick is achieved when a person drinks large large amounts of mountain dew and it decreases the sperm count so much that your sperm is ineffective

Guy: "I'm tryna pull this dew dick out on you "
Girl: "ok but, what is dew dick?"
Guy: "oh it's when I drink so much dew I can inefficiently nut in you

by Zapgourley August 9, 2020

dew process

Da right to be forewarned dat your valuables will get dampened if left outdoors overnight.

Schools should practice "dew process" --- i.e., inform their students dat drinking citrus soda will **not act** as a contraceptive --- in their sex-ed classes, as well.

by QuacksO June 26, 2021

Dew Worm

The definition of an ugly girl; similar to a dew worm, you just don't want to touch it. When spotted, leaves your dick as soft as a dew worm.

Bro 1: Hey did you see that hot ass blond chick doin her thing on the dancefloor?
Bro 2: *smacks Bro 1* "Dude....take off your beer goggles that's a fuckin dew worm..."

by sloppytaco69 August 24, 2011