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Detente

Alittlebitboringthrash band with great vocalist and BIG sunglasses, not Emperor sunglasses, always big sunglasses, cool band.
Fenriz of Darkthrone loves Detente because of their great vocalist and their big sunglasses.
by vislaetitia September 1, 2011
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no duh detective

Nicer way of sayin no shit sherlock. Used commonly at my school by the youngsters.
Nerd- Man..i really do suck. I need a LIFE!

Kool dude- No duh detective
by R@nd0m March 4, 2008
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paper cut detector

Yikes! Paper cut detector! Go easy on the hand sanitizer.
by MikeInDC December 14, 2020
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detesticlization

1. to lose ones testicles, ball, cajones, etc. in the literal sense. Often the result of poor medical procedures or attempted home remedies for AIDS.

2. to lose the ability to go "balls out". Most common with men who are the victims of overpowering women or succubuses.
Where is Ian?

He's undergoing detesticlization by Felicia right now, they went shopping for dresses
by ianmcfians lover June 16, 2008
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Detexting

The act of going through ones phone and reading texts from the night before, in order to figure out what one did.
What did we do last night? I have no idea, let's do some detexting.
by Bighead October 21, 2012
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Detention provention

When you suck off the principal to get out of detention
Dad - did you get a detention

U - yes
Dad - why aren't you there
U - cause I blew him
Dad- so you got detention provention
by Daddies malk November 11, 2018
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detector van

Detector vans where first introduced to the UK in 1952 by the BBC.The reason for these vans was to detect who is watching live broadcasting without a TV Licence.What the BBC didn't tell the population was that this was a load of pish.

In the 55 years that they have been prowling the streets of the UK,they have never taken anyone to court on the strenth of this detection equipment.
"Mum,there is a BBC detector van outside our house"

"It doesn't matter son,--It is a load of pish--
by swiss1888 February 7, 2007
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