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Decisions

When you have to fart a decision has to be made. This term stemmed from an all nighter in SF when my friend Melissa had bad gas and said she couldn't help it. I then explained my theory on how a decision must be made. So, if you have to fart you say: I have a decision to make.
a. I need to make a decision.

b. Ewe take your decisions over there!!
by Alaina Joyxoxo February 19, 2009
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Deshitinator

A music software tool for improving the quality of a track by removing all the crap. Can be run as a stand-alone or as a plug-in for Logic, Cubase or Pro-Tools
Q: Can you run the latest Justin Bieber track through the deshitinator?
A: Sure, but all you'll get is silence

Q: Have you finished the mix on my track yet?
A: Nearly, I just have to put it through the deshitinator before sending it to mastering
by famousmistadave January 15, 2011
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Trevor Decision

Knowingly diving head first into any form of scenario you are entirely aware will grant you brief satisfaction followed by an extended period of hatred, self-loathing, and an unsurpassed period of sadness, followed by a period of time that leads to the consideration of even more decisions of the like. Commonly found going in vicious cycles out of the idea that just because one human is bad, someone incredibly similar to them must be different because they're not the same person. Root words; "Trevor"- Celtic origin- meaning big dick. "Decision"- unknown origin"- a choice with a known outcome, even if the known is an unknown variable.
"Yo man, see that girl over there in the choker and the red to black ombre lipstick? She's gonna be my next Trevor Decision"
by Guarddog33 May 17, 2018
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Decisioneering

Decisioneering is the over-engineering of a simple decision because you can. In fact by using Decisioneering often the event that drove the decision point is over, closed out and has expired by the time the Decisioneered solution has been finalized.
A committee of analysts commenced a Decisioneering process on how to best go about killing a fly. They considered using a flyswatter, as well as researching, proposing, socializing, re-researching, re-proposing, many other ideas. In the end they decisioneered an elaborate, well researched, and effective Rube Goldberg device. Only then did they notice that the fly had left the room.
by PIhToAeCnAix August 26, 2007
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bad decision making assclown

A lesser known cousin of the jewpanasian, the BDMAC tends to shamelessly ask her friends for advice and then promptly turn around an do whatever she pleases. The decisions made by the BDMAC usually end with her in jail after her horrible idea ends in death and destruction. She tends to believe that she is a ninja however we all know that ninjas are not cambodian.
If a bad decision making assclown jumped off a cliff would you?
by FCW December 16, 2008
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Indifferent Decision

A heavy metal/punk band with experimental ties. Formed around the nucleus of David Chitty on lead guitar, Jason Mumford on rythm and vocals, Ashley Hoop on Drums and Matty Banks on Bass, this hard rocking band found great succes with early covers of songs such as I Will Survive, Sunshine Of Your Love and Were Going To Bonnie Doon. Their first album, Cakes and Winnips hit number one and their next album, The Plight Of Gregory Pecks Flames In Acting Delight In Our Grevious Mourning, went triple big selling muthafucka of an album. After that they died. ALL OF THEM
True, Konkey Dong rocked but i think that Indifferent Decision where much better.
Indifferent Decision Suck
by Chitz September 7, 2004
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Despision

A synonym to Despisement, but more fun to say.
After hearing the fool's words, I felt a great sense of despision towards him and all his mindless lackeys.
by Firebomb December 12, 2003
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