Denzel

Denzel is an anime weeb who dreams of one day having a harem with a hundred girls. He is always horny but do not worry he is only into guys and 2D girls. He also thinks he is "a beast" at life or video games but he is lying and is only "a beast" at wanking. He is also a lonely loser.

Guy 1: Woah whose that anime watching faggot with his dick hanging out?
Guy 2: Oh its just Denzel
Guy 1: What a loser

by SecsMaster57 October 8, 2019

Denzel Dumfries

The sexiest most unspoken black man of all time not only is he sexually attractive and great at football but I’ve heard that his penis is massive too.

Wow that guy is really good at football and has a massive penis he reminds me of denzel dumfries!

by Nutnut6 December 21, 2024

Denzel

disgusting and homophobic, they are the most unwanted men who has never been touched by a female...

denzel; date me or else
woman 1; dip dip gotta dip frfr

by orcam March 9, 2022

Denzel Washington

Reassurances that someone rumored to have died aren't dead yet.

Don't worry, Patti Labelle's not dead yet. She's trending with Denzel Washington.

by BrobberProblix October 5, 2020

Denzel

A denzel is a very black man you wont be able to see him at night bcuz he is so black ask him to open his eyes

DENZEL WHERE ARE YOU!?

Over here nigga u cant see meh?

by snickerboi123 July 7, 2017

Denzel

Denzel Has a massive penis and he will prove it he has lots of gfs

Damn is that denzel hes SLANGING

by Defnotcozmo March 28, 2021

Goin' Denzel

To detoxify yourself after hard partying. In reference to a Denzel Washington rumor where he partied with excessive alcohol for a month and underwent two weeks of detox afterwards.

Mike: Dude, I'm gonna get so wasted tonight !

Greg: Don't you have to take a physical next week ?

Mike: Yeah, but that's on Tuesday. It's cool though cause starting Sunday I'll be goin' Denzel.

by babybeeks October 19, 2015