dendrophiliac

A person who fucks plants.

"Man, oh, man. I got thorns all over my dick from that rose bush I had yesterday" Adam the dendrophiliac said.

by Rupert Tippens May 23, 2006

Dendrophilia

Arousle by trees/Sex with trees

I humped a tree once and only once, was fantastic. Always hard and up for it and so much to do. Tree screwing is what I do. Having sex with a tree.

by uk_dreambabe_2004 March 28, 2004

decrotch

v. To forcibly remove concealed contraband from a fellow inmate's vagina. A violent act accompanied by a physical beating. British prison slang, derived from the term crotch.

Let's decrotch the new girl, maybe she's carrying gear.

by Tribade June 28, 2008

to defrock a priest

To expose corruption in your society or shame corruption individuals through the media

I t is time to defrock a priest when dealing with Hilary Clinton

by Sexydimma May 24, 2016

Defrocking

The rocking of the penis in a up, down, side to side motion.

"How far did you go with Rob last night!?"
"We went all the way to defrocking!"

by FuckMeHardInTheAss August 23, 2011

dendrofilous

someone who loves trees a lot and wants to shack up with them but not in a shack made of them

yo, mark went camping last week and slept nude without a tent cuz he's dendrofilous

by W.K. Penn November 27, 2013

Dendrophilian

An over-the-top and unnecessarily loud Norwegian male who is most often seen on YouTube with multiple videos on Atheism and religious fallacies. His often rational and well thought out points are overshadowed by his attempts to appear funny or out of control. Overwhelms the eyes with color effects or sudden camera changes.

Dendrophilian: -good point-good point-good point-I'm so fucking funny and brilliant laugh at my wittiness and ignore my logic-

by Apatheist January 2, 2009