Defention

Defention is the act of defending yourself against someone else defending themselves. Such as someone hitting you in defense and you hit them back in defention.

I defended myself against her defention.

by Strigger January 26, 2012

defecation baton

rigid stick or prod for 'conducting' a "movement" (bowel , or "Lincoln Log") into and through a toilet! ie: a process of
minimization! (note: same as "defecation wand" , from the same "artiste" )

the whole world came out of my buttle (butt hole) i'm getting my defecation baton!

judy "cut" a Lincoln Log and had to chop it up with her defecation baton !

by michael foolsley January 2, 2022

Oral Defecation

What you politely call "talking shit"

I had to leave the room . . . his oral defecation was making me nauseous.

by sunkeyeno.3 July 31, 2012

Defication Deluxe

When one bends over naked while in the mirror, starts a helacious poop and smashes both buttcheeks together, intending to sandwich the accomplishment.

Dude last night I made the greatest Defication Deluxe!

by tres ratards February 12, 2010

defeation

when a particular goal is exceeded to the point where the goal feels defeated.

Brittany Williamson made her goal her little bitch and it was crying sweet tears of defeation.

by goalcrusher February 26, 2010

Dog Defecation

When a dog leaves a large pile of loaf on the sidewalk.

I'll give you a dollar to eat that Dog Defecation.

by Jon Desir July 1, 2006

debation

Debating with yourself whether to commence masturbation or not.

I knew I was going to be home alone for a few hours, that's then the debation started.

by DCummings November 8, 2015