cumpooter

when you nut and it make a fart sound

oh man I ripped a cumpooter in her, it was insane!

by _Schmeaty_ November 23, 2020

cumpoter

A person that cummed on their computer

Dude 1: Yo man where is your computer Dude 2: Is no longer a computer is a cumpoter

by Xerolight May 12, 2021

cumpootar

a cumpootar is a cum machine to do so u go type poenhub.com and squeeze your balls so hard that white stuff comes out.

can I use your cumpootar so I can squeeze my balls so hard

by EEJIOT May 29, 2021

Cumpot

cumpot. a cumstain, a droplet of semen encompassing a certain distance usually with unique distance and shape into a surface. from the visual that semen is corrosive and will, with time, create pockets of semen at different depths into the surface.

Bro you left two cumpots in my bed, Wtf stop being weird.

by ash kethup June 2, 2022

Compostulation

A postulation worthy of the garbage heap

The point to are trying to make is a compostulation, it is completely flawed.

by GrumbyBox June 2, 2022

Composting Flumpter

Person who falls off the toilet and then shits on the floor

John that composting flumpter, fell over again and shat on the floor.

by Chimikin October 5, 2022

Composting Flumpter

Person that falls off the toilet and then shits on the floor.

John that composting flumpter, fell over again and shat on the floor.

by Chimikin October 5, 2022