The unfortunate state of having a micro-penis whereas one's girlfriend prefers to use a cucumber as a dildo.
"Wow I wish I could have sex with my girlfriend, but she has made me into a cuckcumber. I am not envious of all cucumbers"
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After my girlfriend dumped me, I had to remember how to go sicko mode on my cucumber so I wouldn’t get too lonely.
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it defends itself by shooting white tendrils at predators and if it's out of it it will eject it's own organs.
they are a bit like wolverine because they regenerate an organ in like 4 weeks. Scientist are currently researching or to can make humans do that to
it defends itself by shooting white tendrils at predators and if it's out of it it will eject it's own organs.
they are a bit like wolverine because they regenerate an organ in like 4 weeks. Scientist are currently researching or to can make humans do that to
the key to victory is that turtles are the natural predator of sea cumcumbers. so rage turtles are the natural predators of rage sea cumcubers. therfore: Black Mage- Red Mage from 8-bit theater
by Frostwhisperer September 13, 2009
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by RatchetBoo June 20, 2003
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Mom: Son! Did you play Duck Duck Goose today at daycare?!
Child (with a look of shame and anxiousness): No... we played Cucumber Cucumber Cock...
Child (with a look of shame and anxiousness): No... we played Cucumber Cucumber Cock...
by supplecheeks June 9, 2007
Get the cucumber cucumber cock mug.A burp that leaves a rancid rotten cucumber taste in ones mouth and a foul petrid smell, in rare cases can be followed by cucumber gas and a slight green pigment in the skin but only in rare cases.
Can be cause by a reoccuring chilhood trauma or just an allergic reaction to cucumbers, Or any related cucumber foods or thoughts.
Can also be used to describe any foul tasting and smelling burp.
Only one known case has been documented about someone suffering from this, however it was ruled that the condition was more mental disorder then physical allergy.
Can be used to tell someone they haven't let go of the past and its starting to sicken everything around them
Can be cause by a reoccuring chilhood trauma or just an allergic reaction to cucumbers, Or any related cucumber foods or thoughts.
Can also be used to describe any foul tasting and smelling burp.
Only one known case has been documented about someone suffering from this, however it was ruled that the condition was more mental disorder then physical allergy.
Can be used to tell someone they haven't let go of the past and its starting to sicken everything around them
the drunk next to me burped and its smelled like a cucumber burp.
your relationship smells like a cucumber burp
your relationship smells like a cucumber burp
by roman331 October 14, 2009
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