Cockaccino

When ones penis is topped with whipped cream, cinnamon, and other toppings found in a cappucino.

Hey ladies, who wants to suck on my cockaccino?

by GMEN86 January 2, 2011

Cacka

a sloppy turd, a fecie of soft and pliable texture, often smelly and more punjent than its harder cousin the turd.

Ive just done a cacka in me pants.

by amydingleberry August 10, 2006

OOGA CHUCKA

Noise that debuted in the song "Hooked on a feeling." I have no idea what it means.

OOGA CHUCKA OOGA CHUCKA OOGA OOGA OOGA CHUCKA
I can't stop this feeling...

by Zach G. October 28, 2003

Cockaconda

One who has a very long and large penis.

A.D. is going to snake that bitch out with his ol' cockaconda.

by Clamchowda October 1, 2008

cockade

A cockade is effectively a quarantine or blockade of a cock (known as a penis in the medical/conservative world).

He screwed that girl in the ass so I had to cockade him!

After a week of apologies, flowers and a big ass present, I officially forgave him and lifted the cockade.

by KK Cronkite October 24, 2008

anal cockage

Referring to the act of placing ones cock in the ass of another.

"Hey honey, you up for a spot of good old fashioned Anal Cockage tonight?"

"I spaffed big time during our Anal Cockage session last night!"

by A.Cockage September 19, 2006

double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm

The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.

"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005