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cube grazing

Similar to cube cruising, this term reflects an individual that spends most mornings (particularly Mondays) or lazy afternoons wandering from cube to cube to pause and talk about the past weekends activities, but also what's on tap for the next weekend, that night, what's for lunch, or any subject matter whatsoever. Upon moving from cube to cube, the same story can be heard being told repeatedly throughout the day. This person often "grazes" in an effort to avoid work at all possible costs.
These are examples that lead to cube grazing:

Mark was asking Lisa what she's having for lunch today?

John came into the office all smiles and asked everyone, "Did you guys see the game yesterday?"

Suzie was looking forward to spending time with her husband on their anniversary weekend and getting away. She proceeded to let everyone know that they were going on vacation by turning her "Out of Office message" on Thursday.
by smacktard21 October 4, 2010
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Cube Rattler

What the guy near you in a modular office environment should be called when he flatuates so rumbly loud that the cube walls actually rattle.
Yep, that stank was bad and loud. Ole (so-and-so) is a Cube Rattler thats for sure.
by Victor Vector September 25, 2006
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cube-sterbate

To pleasure oneself while in an office cubicle.
James decided to cube-sterbate after he finished up the monthly sales report.
by RK64 September 26, 2006
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cube invader

A coworker that insists on entering your cube to converse with you in tight quarters about nothing in particular when you are clearly busy.
I had my iPod in and was typing frantically when the cube invader stood next to my chair, tapped me on the shoulder and asked if I had seen the email from corporate.
by mandy_mae February 25, 2008
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cube cornering

an uncomfortable work situation where a coworkers get extremely close to you in your cube and corners you in. This typically happens when they look at something on your computer screen or come in to tell you some gossip. The key here is not only does the person infringe on your space, the person also stays around too long. One could be cube cornering a coworker for several minutes.
First thing Monday morning, Michael Jan did his usual cube cornering on me. I had to ask him to leave after a couple of extremely uncomfortable minutes.
by Brent Hoo July 18, 2006
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Cube Entertainment

Cube entertainment is a music company in which all the artist are dating or probably dating each other.
Someone: Hey, aren’t those two from cube entertainment.
Someone else: yeah, they’re probably dating
by Blinkblinkhoe August 4, 2018
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Cube Farm

n. The vain attempt to produce privacy in an otherwise open-office layout through the placement of shared partitions in a box-like arrangement around each adjoining work area.
This lousy office hive is nothing but one big fucking cube farm!
by D'emon November 5, 2002
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