Crum

When you cry and cum

Awe man I just had a nice crum

by Detroitjiggababy July 8, 2020

Crum

A literal sex machine

Bror look at crum, a weapon

by Taywor_ October 12, 2022

Crumming

The act of making crums while eating

I was eating dinner and noticed I was crumming all over the table.

by Kiki tangra November 24, 2023

Crum Crobbler

Slang for an annoying little shit who's gonna shit the bed in life at any moment. Most likely spends all their time on discord and relies on their mother or father.

Me: "Man I hope I don't turn out like dream when I'm older.."
Friend: "Yeah he's a real *Crum Crobbler*."

by EthanCannot December 15, 2023

Crum

Narcotics cut with dried cum.

I make and sell crum, to the fools who try to rob or rip me off. Sometimes I even get to watch when they take it in turns to snort my cum!

by The Realest Nigga I Know November 8, 2022

Shit crums

The word shit crums, also known as TURD crums comes from the word skies. The definition of this word are the little flakes that stick to your ass. This can be easily wiped off by toilet paper and wiping it across ur stinky ass.

"Skies has shit crums stuck around his ass cheeks.

by blackmanwhooper44 January 20, 2021

Crum

Doug Simone

Doug is a crum

by ALF1000 September 17, 2022