Cooties

The reason why Molestation is Illegal

Gee! If there was no such thing as cooties, I'd fuck my neice every day!

by Taeko Hentie April 26, 2006

Canela Cooties

The worst disease that the earth has ever faced. Once contracted, you can never go back. The disease first originated back in 2013 in a place called Calvary Chapel when a girl named Canela came here. The disease will make you unattractive to anyone and you will be bullied by everyone if you have it. Your life is basically ruined if you have the Canela Cooties.

*Canela touches Erin*
*Gavin yells* ERIN HAS THE CANELA COOTIES

*Everyone runs away from Erin*
*Erin on the floor crying* My life is ruined!

by MeLoveCardboard January 8, 2019

cooties

\"disease\" given from one person to the next.

In 1864 an elemtry school teacher in new york was talking to her children about \"touching\" each other, so she said \"you\'ll get cooties if you touch her/him!\" and it went on from that

by asdjkgaiogjdklsjfal;djf;lksdahjugihr;aigr April 26, 2005

Cooties

A form of STD that can develop from having unprotected sex

"Ooooo that girl has cooties!"

by Jenbear242 June 1, 2016

cooties-esque

of or pertaining to the degradation of women.

Josh: Dude, then you would have wasted your whole night hanging out with a girl!
Tom: That's so cooties-esque.

by letom January 6, 2008

choties

Little undergarments

Ex. Oh no, who put my choties to sun dry outside!

by Jonandmish July 28, 2015

cooties

Germs carried by the opposit sex contagious especially between the ages of 5 and 12. Invisible to the naked eye exclusing your best friend who swares that he/ she saw one once.

Ewww Drop that dodge ball! Johnny just touched it, he has cooties!

by Dr. Ross,DPT February 8, 2017