crooked toe 

another name for a bunyon on your foot

whats up witch your crooked toe yo ?

crooked toe by k. morse June 11, 2006

crooked wrench 

When you are about to go down on a guy and he pulls out his dick and it stabs you in the eye with his crooked member.

Sally: What's up with the eye patch?

Morgan: I got another crooked wrench in the eye.

Sally: that shit sucks, last time that happened to me i lost a contact.

crooked wrench by Dirty Hawks July 24, 2011

Crooked Vagina 

A woman you would not want to be with because of how many times that she has had sexual intercourse

Man... Shanna has a crooked vagina

Crooked Vagina by Alex Yearsley March 3, 2008

crooked vein 

A crooked vein is an uncut dick, so called because of the prominent vein that runs the length of an uncircumcised penis, branching into two smaller veins at the foreskin.

1. When that studly guy took off his pants and underwear in the locker room, he displayed a magnificent crooked vein.

2. That stud seemed to parade around the locker room to show off his crooked vein.

2. Did you see the crooked vein on that stud?

crooked vein by Clawed Balls September 18, 2010

Crooked Pussy 

A horizontally aligned vagina - someone or something extraordinarily incorrect or dysfunctional

That crooked pussy over there dropped his car keys down the storm drain.

Crooked Pussy by Come on meow May 17, 2015

crooked hill 

some musician that collaborates with the facetime guy and fries we used to eat dude. Name origin: some pub place I thin

"i coughed up butterflies when i listened to Crooked Hill music"
"Crooked Hill does not care what people say believe it or not"
"yo crooked! That song aint bad" You can also call him crooked.

crooked hill by BigToeStephen January 21, 2022

crooked letter 

A word meaning the letter 'S'

"C-A- crooked letter, crooked letter, I, D-Y, who you know that cook a better pie?" -Cassidy

crooked letter by MeAgain October 16, 2006