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Chris Crocker

An attention whoring cross dresser with a habit of creating annoying videos of himself and posting them on Youtube. In 2007 he posted his infamous "Leave Britney Alone!" in a pure example of whoring himself out to get attention.
I want to get on TV, I should cry like Chris Crocker
by Abu_sme September 30, 2007
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Cockeysville

Cockeysville, MD is approximately 15 miles north of Baltimore City off of I-83. As it shares a zip code with Hunt Valley, it is sometimes referred to as Cockeysville-Hunt Valley.

York Road is the main drag and looks like any American suburb, with strip malls as far as the eye can see. However, it doesn't take long once you venture off York Rd. to find areas sprawling with fairly modern apartment complexes, large single-family homes and mini-estates.

Baltimore County Home park, Long Ridge Golf Course, Oregon Ridge Park, The North Central Railroad Trail, and the woods around Loch Raven offer plenty of areas to get away from the suburban scene.

The population is a mix of just about everything, as the local elementary school shows - Padonia International School.

Over all, it's a pretty cool place to live.
"I put the Cockey in Cockeysville"
by Carmel Portillo January 11, 2009
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betty crocker brownie delight

A sexual act that starts with the man taking a shit on the women's breats, then he smashes the boobs together followed by the routine of tittie fucking. After he finishes he then eats the left-overs
Holy shit that was the best tasting Betty Crocker Brownie Delight i ever tasted!
by Jake D. Rafter February 2, 2008
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Chris Crocker

A Cross dressing fag who got over a million views on youtube for having a nervous breakdown about brittney spears. His vid even reached to tv, and now reaches the most hated video on youtube
Chris Crocker:LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!!!

Youtuber:ya ya ya wutever u see kiss cocker, i hope u choke on someones balls u sperm goulping fag
by Ignoranus September 30, 2007
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Crocker Time

Crocker Time is a term used to describe the time between 3:00 am til 4:00 am where sad people watch chris crocker vids on youtube and lol at them
Bob: hey Tim what times it?
Tim: 3am why?
Bob: nope its CROCKER TIME!
Tim: ZOMG!
by xCandymanx April 15, 2009
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crocker

a contrary action that is very housewifey and/or culinarily adventurous. typically begins to occur after hipsters start having children.
person a: "i'm going to make pesto risotto tonight for steven, i've never tried before!"
person b: "wow, that's very crocker of you..."

or

person a: "let's go get hammered."
person b: "i can't, i have to make white chocolate brownies for maggie's bake sale at school tomorrow."
person a: "don't be so fucking crocker, jen."

when your girlfriend tries to bake you a birthday cake but fails miserably
when your friend can't make the bar tonight because he promised to babysit his nieces
when your sister surprises you with a deformed scrapbook
by flexus July 2, 2007
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crackey

A slang term given to a crackhead or one who is hooked on nose candy.
Get outta my way crackey
by Straight ill dictionary March 18, 2003
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