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Cristian

Cristian is a badass that will rock anyone’s shit. He is also the most sexiest person in the world. You are lucky to have him in your life.
Aye look Cristians over there.
by MoneyDawg November 23, 2021
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Cristian Deleon

A fucking dumbass, not even. A RETARD. Even an aborted fetus has more knowledge than a Cristian Deleon.

The reason why Selena Quintanilla is dead
Teacher: what color is the sky?
The class: BLUE!

Cristian Deleon from the special Ed class next door: “WHo ME???”
by Sergiovera January 1, 2022
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Cristiano Ronaldo

One of the biggest cheats in football. However, is very talented when he's not rolling around on the floor, begging for free kicks or penaltys. Despite contrary beliefe, he is not THAT attractive and frequently gets a full body wax. He is also known for desperatly attempting to get players for the opposition sent off.
Ted: Look, Fred! Cristiano Ronaldo's on the floor again after tripping over thin air!

Fred: It's a shame he brings his huge ego onto the pitch with him. I don't know how he gets his big head through the tunnel :/
by MyWay. November 3, 2008
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Cristiano ronaldo

A nancy-boy football player from portugal, currently enemy #1 in england, cos' of a wink (You know what i mean) soon to be killed by Wayne Rooney
In my opinion that Cristiano Ronaldo is a proper cunt
by David Bayliss July 4, 2006
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Cristian

"mom did you catch Cristian smoking pot again?"
by peppapigqueen August 4, 2019
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cristiano ronaldo

A shit, overrated football player. Also a soft-arse foreign pussy.
by Bah November 15, 2004
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Cristian

A nice handsome guy likes to keep his girl safe but when you see his humor your going to think he is a terrorist. He likes

To make jokes about 9/11 bombing and even faggots
Cristian is a terrorist
by CoolGamerCR34 December 9, 2018
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