Crayons and Onions

To smell musty or generally unpleasant.

Ex 1:
Guy 1: Hey man, I just got back from the gym.
Guy 2: Damn dude. You need to take a shower, your crayons and onions!

Ex 2:
Guy 1: Dude, smell my arm pits.
Guy 2: Ugh, crayons and onions!

by Mr. Friendly Guy June 22, 2009

crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

Something my mom calls me on the daily; A dumbass; A retard

God dammit, you're such a crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019

Big Brown Crayon

A big, hard turd!

Last night I dropped a big ass-bomb, when I flushed it there was bowl graffiti. The art of the Big Brown Crayon!

by Jesterger September 14, 2010

Smooth brained crayon eating ape

Retail investors who invested in GameStop. They demanded a change from the SEC to ban PFOF(Payment for order flow) which was invented by Bernie Madoff and used by Citadel and company to manipulate markets. drsgme.org

Smooth brained crayon eating apes are making DD's on r/Superstonk.

by fellowApe June 11, 2022

nature's crayon

Shit smeared around, particularly on the inside of a toilet cubicle.

I really needed to take a dump but someone had written on the toilet walls and seat in nature's crayon.

by Doublespeak Dictionary April 6, 2017

Crayon

A 20-something female who is incapable of individual thought and is highly dependent on others. She feels superior to her peers and is unaware of her own unpopularity.

Often found in a clique of crayons, in which every crayon mimics the others in dress or behavior (all wearing Toms shoes, all holding Starbucks cups, etc).

Often found still living with her parents or at a trashy club.

The crayons all arrived to the party wearing the same dress and hid in a corner talking smugly about everyone else.

by Curlygirl April 13, 2013

Crayon Muncher

a retard

rufio a boy who lives in newbrige soulthwales vallies

by beanfarmer July 16, 2003