Crapster

Crapster is a surname, or last name. It can also be a place name as in the "Crapster Family Cemetery" in Howard Co., MD.

Crapster is a surname in my Colonial American family of Maryland and New Jersey. My great grandmother's maiden name was Florence Warfield Crapster (1864-1925). Florence's surname has been traced back to her great great grandparents, Ruliff & Abigel Crapster of Maryland and New Jersey. Ruliff and Abigel Crapster were most likely from the Netherlands.
At the present time I have several living relatives across America with the last name of Crapster.
In the 1800's some members of the family changed the "p" to a "b" and now spell their last name as "Crabster".
The "Crapster" and " Crabster" names appears many times in the official US Census from 1790 to the present day.

by R. W Faber March 19, 2008

crapitude

1. The amount of "suck" held in a single fantasy basebal team.

Tom's team is total crapitude!

by The Jesus April 1, 2004

crapitalism

The collectivist attempt to trash the only moral economic system known to mankind.

Well, yeah. That's what it essentially is.

by A equals A April 11, 2005

Cranite

1. One who is infatuated with the game Cranium.
2. An expert or experienced Cranium Player.

It is important to note that this word was coined by none other than Lady Lima Bean Linda, the Cranium Queen.

Craig & Doug: "Linda, we have to play Cranium!"
Linda: "Finally, my plan to turn the people of the world into my Cranite minions is begining to unfold. Muuuuuahahahahahaaaaaaa."

by Sans Flornal July 16, 2005

crapitate

a verb that means "having the crap irritated out of you"

Person 1: "gah! her voice irritates the crap out of me"

Person 2: "you're very easily crapitated, aren't you?!"

by kelmel March 2, 2011

crapster

a replacement for oh snap, crap, shit. Showing disappointment (1), forgetfullness (2), other?(3)

(1) Crapster I got a C on the science test.
(2) I forgot my homework crapsterz*.
(3) crapsterz* (randomness!)

*Crapster and Crapsterz is the same word, except for the added z at the end. Pronounced Crap-ster-z.

by Coach is to dye for! December 5, 2005

crapitolism

A way of life where consumerism consumes your entire person.

crapitolism is the foundation of our modern society

by jesse September 5, 2003