Chinese Chapstick

A side effect of eating too much Chinese Food, to the point that the grease actually builds up on your lips and feels like some kind of nasty chapstick. Amount of chinese chapstick on lips tends to be proportional to amount of msg in the chinese food.

"Hey man, pass me a napkin. This chow mein's giving me some serious chinese chapstick."

by David Bowie's pants February 1, 2010

Craptastic

When an event occurs making the situation fantastic for one person and bad for the other.

We had a real Craptastic situation on our hands.
I finished,she didn't.

by thatkidanthony January 13, 2009

crapalistic

An expression to define your uber crappy mood.

How was your day?

It was crapalistic. Thanks for asking!

by ruit beer May 18, 2005

chaposticko

An embarassing attempt by some poor guero to create a Spanglish word for "chapstick".

-Donde esta mi chaposticko?
-What the hell are you talking about?
-I'm packing for my trip to Mexico and I can't find my chapstick. Chaposticko is Spanish for chapstick.

by Snuggletimeboy August 31, 2005

Chapstick Swinger

The act of sharing ones chapstick with his/her friends.

Savannah: "Oh my god, did you see how Kelly passed her Blistex around to all of her friends during lunch?"

Sam: "Ugh, I know. What a Chapstick Swinger."

by He's Electric September 30, 2010

Slapstick Chapstick

The act of furiously applying chapstick whenever lips feel remotely dry

Do you have a chapstick? I need to slapstick chapstick!

by Jawjar420 November 8, 2019

backup chapstick

A side hoe

Someone who is considered a 'spare significant other' if the first one goes away

Say there are three people (A, B, C). A is dating B, but has been putting enough effort into a relationship with C that if A and B breakup, A can be in a relationship with C.

"I heard that Samantha has been leading Ben on even though she's dating Nick."
"Yeah, Ben is her backup chapstick"

by argylesweaters March 10, 2020