Munich crank handle

Name given to the act of turning the hand and wrist repeatedly in a screwing motion whilst fisting another person

She just wasn't getting off so I gave her a Munich crank handle, that did the business!!

by Professor Brubaker June 12, 2013

Arcade Craniacs

Youtubers named Edward and Nicole who make satirical comedy videos as parodies of other Youtubers who make content geared towards younger children, such as ImJayStation. They are known for their videos about Among Us, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Elmo, and their viral memes such as the "you are sus" meme.

Have you seen that new Arcade Craniacs video? You are sus! Amogus amirite?

by emid May 14, 2021

Cranberry Flem

Exactly what it sounds like. The red-purple sputum that is a mixture of cranberry pulp and the excess mucus caused by irritation from drinking the acidic juice. Similar substances can come out of drinking lemon or grapefruit juice, but those tend to be a less alarming and therefore noteworthy color.

"Holy shit, did you just cough up blood?!"
"No, that's just cranberry flem; I drank some cranberry juice earlier"
"Oh... Gross"

by depressedannie September 9, 2016

crankthatfrank

daddy af, the love child of punk phan

"crankthatfrank? more like fist me daddy''

by phandomlover555 April 15, 2016

ANAL-CRANIAL INVERSION SYNDROME

A chronic condition by which the physical connections between the buttocks and head are reversed, causing fecal material to spew from the mouth. Conventional treatments include wiring the jaws shut or the prompt use of a gag ball.

ACIS is more harmful to those coming in contact with the ACIS person than the ACIS person him/herself. Even casual contact results in looks of disbelief, screaming and the uncontrolable urge to place one's hands over one's ears and yell "Make it stop". Family and friends living with an ACIS patient are advised to wear ear plugs, or in more extreme cases, to drive shiskabob spears through their ears.

Not to be confused with having Head-Up-Assitisis or Asshatoses.

President Bush displayed symptoms of Anal-Cranial Inversion Syndrome at his last interview when he spoke about his legacy.

by radfringe December 20, 2008

Crankoncile

To make a problem or dilema right with crystal meth.

Dude, I burned his trailer house down. Ill have to crankoncile this foul deed.

by Pseudo Morals October 20, 2018

Cranberrying

Name relating to the late Dolores O'Riordan , former lead singer from the pop-rock band The Cranberries . Cranberrying is generally when a public figure or person of note passes away. All of a sudden "friends" and "fans" come out of the woodwork to mourn the death of this person they never mentioned they were a fan of prior to their death.

Oh for gods sake...Aimee, who never once mentioned David Bowie in the 13 years I knew her is suddenly painted up like Aladin Sane with Bowies discography on loop for the past week. Total Cranberrying!

Have you seen the Cranberrying all over social media this week? Everyone is all of a sudden Anthony Bourdains biggest fan!

by Mystic Orange Peel December 4, 2018