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covfefe

When you are too busy giving Russia classified information to spell words correctly.
by Impeach? May 30, 2017
mugGet the covfefemug.

Covfefe

A typo made by the President of the United States.

It can be described as the act of destroying something past the point of repair. Can be used as a verb or adjective.
"Despite the negative press covfefe."

All of his supporters covfefed this one.
His mission was to covfefe this nation, and so he did.

We are covfefed.
by Nattiecar May 31, 2017
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Covfefe

An undefined yet compelling sexual act proposed by one consenting party to the other
When we get home I'm going to get allllllllll covfefe on you so brace yourself
by Tricky15 May 31, 2017
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covfefe

same as bukake except with shit.
I had a wonderfully warm covfefe last night thanks to Taco Bell's catering of my party.
by NMR Jenkins May 31, 2017
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Covfefe

media coverage that makes you want to cuss but laugh at the same time. Combination of the words coverage, fuck and hehe.
Trump's growing arm length is such a covfefe
by shingeki no concubine June 1, 2017
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Covfefe

From the Donald Trump Fabled Dictonary and Vocabulary Collection which joins such words as Yuge, Bigly, Braggidocious, and Dialectical. They're words. Believe me. Nobody knows words like Donald Trump knows words.
Paraphrased from a Reagan quote during Donald Trump's Taxpayer First Budget Rollout : "Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, covfefe it. If it keeps moving, rovfefe it. And if it stops moving, subsovfefe it."
by Mtownslick34 June 1, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

Covfefe

VERB.
verb:Covfefe; 3rd person present: Covfefe; past tense: Covfefed; past participle: Covfefed; gerund or present participle: Covfefing

ADVERB
adverb: Covfefe
1. used to end a sentence while defining one's positive outlook at the same time to cope with catastrophic condition that currently an individual felt and perceived as a sign of impending doom.
synonyms: "YOLO"; "I'm all right"; "It's gonna be all right"; "I know how bad the situation is but still I need to think that everything's gonna be all right";

2. used as a more polite word alternative to distract your audiences from a really bad situation or when you don't know the word to express how bad your current situation is
synonyms: "F*ck you"; "Dammit"; "Sh*t"
Despite unpaid student loan, mortgages and bills covfefe; Despite me, being trapped inside an active volcano and seeing the lava is slowly coming into my direction, covfefe; Despite constant negative press covfefe.
by blondewiig June 1, 2017
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