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9/11 coupon 

A Federal Reserve note, most notably the twenty-dollar bill. When folded simply but cleverly into the shape of a plane, an image uncannily alike the burning world trade center appears "right on the money."
Funny bunch those illuminati within the Fed who designed the 9/11 coupon as such so that the average american can begin to get a sense for what the NWO is really about and how it really controls their daily lives...
9/11 coupon by dillettante October 17, 2006

Coochy Coupon

Often given out at bars/clubs; But can be given out anywhere you meet a women. When a girl is giving a guy obvious signals to "pull the trigger" suggesting that she wants to go home with him, or dropping totally obvious hints to ask her out and or for her number things of that nature..

**usually missed because guys are either to drunk or talking to much
John: "the girl I was talkin to kept was saying how boring it is here, and that she wishes she was somewhere else; and how funny I was. And how she hates sleeping alone at night."

Tony: "Dude"
"she was giving you a Coochy Cupon... she wants to you to go home with her."

Or

John " i was telling the coffee shop girl what we did this weekend, she was saying how she wished she did fun things like that. And how much fun it would be to do things like that."

Tony. " Did you get her number?"

John "no"

Tony " Man she giving you a coochy coupon for her number go back and get it."



Coochy Coupon by B Wheezy March 10, 2009

Sex Coupon 

A cheap (probably free) and meaningless gift that is meant to be an expression of love for your girlfriend, given with the sole intention of persuading her to have sex.
A typical sex coupon would be food or drink presented as heart shapes: cake, buttered bread, froth on a Cappuccino.

Another sex coupon would be something like a heart shaped key ring you got free with some expensive stuff you bought for yourself.
Sex Coupon by walkin-dead March 8, 2012

Single Mom Coupon Code 

A single mother coupon code is when a single mother uses her status as an unwed/uncoupled parent to try and achieve reduced prices for items and/or services. Typically seen on online marketplaces such as Craigslist and Facebook Marketplace, the method is used in an attempt to subvert ones sympathies for financial gain. However, it usually just ends up coming off as pathetic and cringeworthy.
Look at this chick bothering me on Facebook, trying to push a Single Mom Coupon Code off on me.

*500 Dollar PS5 for sale on Marketplace for sale for $420*

Single Mom: "Would you take $150 for it"
Upstanding Citizen: "No, its open box and never been used"
Single Mom: "It's my son's birthday tomorrow"
Single Mom: "How about $160??"
Single Mom: "You ruined Christmas"
Single Mom: "I hope you're proud of yourself"

Christ on a Coupon! 

Pleading with the lord for a chance or discount per say..... this term is said when one has encountered something so surprising or appalling that they must bargain with the spirits.
Christ on a Coupon!, Ive lost my wallet! or My Husband hasn't showered in a week, Christ on a Coupon!

yuppy food coupon 

Twenty-dollar bill. (Cf. yuppie food coupon)
That bottle of wine will cost you a yuppy food coupon and a half.
yuppy food coupon by thundt April 2, 2006