dude cooter

(noun) a man's anus.

See dirt star or Ruby Red Star Fruit.

No, thomas, I will not insert my meat stick into your dude cooter. Go ask adam.

by tyrone the genie April 2, 2010

Looby Copter

A caravan shaped helicopter and when flying goes "LOOB LOOB LOOB"

It has a massive rocket attached to the back and lots of stickers on it saying "Livin' the dream" and whatnot.

The art of Loobying is to scream down your mic on a game such as COD the words "LOOBY" over and over when the game is loading so no one can tell who is shouting it.

Guy 1 "HOLY SHIT DUDE IT'S A FLYING CARAVAN!"

Guy 2 "CALM DOWN!, It's a Looby Copter"

Looby Copter "LOOB LOOB LOOB"

by The Loob Master November 15, 2011

cocky cooter

Someone completely unconventional

She is not a cocky cooter

by Knowledgeable chick June 24, 2017

Jim Bob Cooter

Offensive coordinator for the Detroit Lions who has played an integral role in transforming the Lions into a semi-respectable NFL team. Best known for having the most ridiculous name in professional sports.

Troy Aikman: Jim Bob Cooter has done a tremendous job with this Lions offense, he's really turned this unit around.

Joe Buck: *giggles softly*

by Bassplayer6489 January 1, 2017

Cooter BRown

Cooter Brown is a name used in metaphors and similes for drunkenness, mostly in the southern United States. Cooter Brown supposedly lived on the line which divided the North and South during the American Civil War, making him eligible for military draft by either side. He had family on both sides of the line, so he did not want to fight in the war. He decided to get drunk and stay drunk for the duration of the war so that he would be seen as useless for military purposes and would not be drafted. Inebriety has been measured against Cooter Brown's extended binge ever since by use of the metaphors "as drunk as Cooter Brown" or "drunker than Cooter Brown."

"Your drunker than Cooter Brown!"
"Lets go get drunker than Cooter Brown!"
"You getting Cootered tonight?"

by MCH1 January 16, 2009

cooter punch

Ancient Chinese retaliatory maneuver in which a male blocks his testicles from being kicked by a female and instantly drops to his knees and punches the female in the vaginal area causing intense pain and simultaneous shame

Jan tried to kick frank in the balls but he countered with a cooter punch that shook her ovaries loose.

by thesircus January 10, 2009

cooter dip

this refers to a female, typically a large butchy athletic type, who enjoys using chewing tobacco in, or around, her vagina (cooter). The method of administiring the chewing tobacco is usually chew "pouches", though it is not universally the case.

Jennie Finch's vagina was sore and pruned after leaving her cooter dip in too long during her softball game.

by Tompo "Cheeeeeeeese" Smith March 27, 2009