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carpenter's dream

A flat woman. Compare to pirate's dream. From an unwarped board.
Paula is a carpenter's dream!
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
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carpentize

The poorest attempt to convert a noun into a verb, done typically by those who have little understanding of the actual processes of Carpentry. Often this word is an attempt to replace the term Sanding or an attempt to shorten a seemingly long descriptive phrase of the crafting of products through the use of wood.
Ignorant Man: "I THINK I SHOULD CARPENTIZE TODAY."
Educated Worker: "Shut up noob."
by Themanmann March 20, 2011
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Correnti

A teacher who never does his job and gives work on material that wasn't covered. He is a harsh grader, but a cool guy.
Correnti's class is retarded
by bearlover16 May 26, 2017
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Carpenter

A carpenter is a legit, badass, problem solving, beer drinking, tang slaying, beast of a man!
Mary: man my dude is a pussy!
Mary’s friend: bitch you shoulda got you a carpenter! My man is the shit. Fixes everything and smashes like a beast!
Mary: well gotta Ditch this electrician!
by Bwahaha26 June 12, 2018
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Corentine

Someone who's really kinky in bed. Always the dominant one of the relationship.
Damn, son. She brought out the whips and the handcuffs.
Yeah, she's totally a Corentine
by DustBustAndRust August 3, 2016
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Rudy Carpenter

Worst collegiate quarterback of all time. Spent 4 years at ASU, turning a promising team with national title aspirations into a doormat that could not even beat the UA. Prone to blowing big games, throwing multiple interceptions, fumbling profusely, blaming others for his mistakes, and generally being a complete waste of a quarterback. Often found crying after a loss.
"Throw the ball Rudy, the receiver's open! Oh goddammit Rudy Carpenter why did you throw another interception?"
by eljefe81 June 21, 2009
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Carpenter's dream

A girl who's as flat as a board and has a wooden personality, but she's easy to nail.
I can't find a date for Saturday night, so I'll just ask out my neighbor - she's a carpenter's dream.
by rasta21 July 17, 2013
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