Cookedlish

The type of language one speaks whilst cooked on drugs that is expressed in either sounds, gestures, references or jumbled words that is distinctly unique to the group whilst on the sesh. It can be seen as a myriad of inside jokes or one off attempts at conversations whilst in a cooked state.

No example can ever fit as cookedlish dialect is forever changing. It makes little to no sense to outsiders looking in and is unique to each group & its sesh.

by Tic & Ness April 20, 2019

Mayson Cooney

Mayson Cooney is a girl that lives in the trees with stoner goblins in the forests of New Zealand. Mayson Cooney is proof that god exists. Mayson Cooney is beyond cool. She sits in the trees and smokes out the goblins. She got a Masters degree from Auckland University as a Marijuana Farmer. She asked for cheez its but The Goblins gave her a magical potion and instead starts to hallucinate. She can sometimes be found next to the Giant Rock dropping acid with the fairies. Her morning begins by taking a bong rip from Chads rasta bong and then when she gets the munchies she calls jesus on the phone to get a pizza delivered. Jesus shows up with a holy pizza and smokes her out with some purple kush from yucca valley.

Yo Mayson Cooney where the weed at? Lets get high

by chad likes muscle cars June 24, 2014

she cooked a dead guy

What the Japanese advertisement of giga puddi sounds like 15 seconds into the song

puddi puddi puddi puddi she cooked a dead guy puddi puddi

by ChessRaven42 May 3, 2020

coned

Word History / Origin

Definition 2 was the first usage of the word at Quakecon 2002. Five members of Clan PIT (MC, Bar-B-Q, Crow, Snake, and Bama) noticed that John Carmack's parking space was reserved with a few cones. If only they had a cone, they too could reserve a parking space ... and that would 'own.' No wait. 'It would CONE!' They snatched one from Carmack's space, dragged it into the BYOC and began shooting pics with the cone on people's heads. Cone-ing was born.

Definition 1 followed shortly thereafter as Clan PIT added it to their gaming lexcon. PIT member Bar-B-Q leveraged his position on the development team of the Quake mod Urban Terror to have it appear on screen after a lopsided round win. The third level of 'own' was born.

www.clanpit.com

Hey Demon, smile for the camera ... You've Been Coned!

Henceforth, it shall be named QuakeConed!

Blue team wins. CONED! <Ahhahahahah>

by MCinBigD August 13, 2006

Cooked

To be cooked;
When someone has caused obvious brain trauma due to over usage of illicit substances. They have "cooked" their brain.

"That bitch is cooked, I haven't seen her in weeks and she just lost her shit at me over nothing!"

by myladythemistress January 20, 2010

cream corned

To end a friendship

I haven't heard from Bill in three weeks--I think he cream corned me.

by Mike Mancada August 22, 2008

Coned over

The weed induced version of a hangover.
Worst expirienced after a long night of punching cones.
Involves being slow, tired and groggy the mornin after.

Noah: Whats wrong with you

Robbie: Spent the whole night at cadigal punching cones...
Soooo coned over

Noah: Your maaaaaddddd!!

by The Tooth... VC October 20, 2009