Victorian contractor

Someone who farms daddy’s 5000 acre canola farm, that only yields 5 ton and makes out its shit, then buys a fleet of either s 700 jd combines, 250 series case combines or revaluation new Holland combines. Then employs a team of uni students studying ag at University to become fun header drivers, as they start the harvest somewhere up norf.

Look at that 150 000 dollar cruiser with Victorian rego and every peice of kinchrome equipment on it,

it has to be a big Norfen Victorian contractor.

by Way up norf November 28, 2021

protractor vs. contractor

Refers to the debate over the benefits and drawbacks of using engine-powered vehicles instead of livestock to pull processing-implements for crop-fields. A protractor is a geometry device used to create/plot charts and graphs showing the various advantages that gas/diesel/electric motive-power has over horses or oxen, while a contractor is a hired professional whose job is to present the negative effects of motorized farm-machinery.

The whole protractor vs. contractor issue is not one that has an easy answer or solution --- on the one hand, modern farm-machinery is easier and simpler to operate, but horses and oxen do not cost nearly so much to purchase or maintain.

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

Concretor Mark West

When a shorter bald man marries a taller more attractive woman way out of his league

I was at wattle grove pub the other day and a looked at this beautiful blonde tall sexy woman with a short bald guy wearing crocs. I walked over to his and said are you doing a concretor mark west he said ahhhhh yeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh

by Ahh yeeaahh Matt Martin October 29, 2020

Bite Constructor

One who specifically builds each bite when eating food. They will inspect the food and place different elements from their plate onto the utensil to ensure that each bite is perfect and delicious. When eating pizza, tacos, or burgers, the bite constructor masterfully makes sure there is a piece of every topping in each bite. This assures that the whole meal is enjoyed, and every bite as delicious as the last. They will not compromise a single bite to be slightly mediocre.

I'm a bite constructor, I want to make sure every bite is good.

by The Original Bite Constructor March 20, 2011

willie connector

The part between a man's balls and butt.

She got crazy last night and hit my willie connector.

by Swooos November 28, 2016

blowa constrictor

When you try to give a blow job but a snake is wrapped around the penis and so you can’t

I wanted to give the zoo-keeper a BJ, but the reptiles got out and I couldn’t. What a blowa constrictor! Not again!

by SnakeLover95 May 3, 2018

Da connector

The connection from the shaft to the scrotum.

Yeah girl suck that dick until you get to da connector.

by Jojoluv12 June 4, 2018