Cumtarded

When you are piped down so good that you go retarded from all the orgasms you’re having

Charles made me cum so hard,I was straight cumtarded

by Tatd_girl August 25, 2023

Congarted

fat annoying parents who are sheep and let themselves go

"i dont respect my dad cause hes a congarted swine who eats cheeze wiz out the bottle"
"At soccer games some parents can be congarted by sitting in the car instead of watching them"

by golden piglet October 24, 2023

Conraded

To be taken from behind during a game of Call Of Duty and used as a human shield.

He conraded him. Took him from behind without permission.

by HazzaLizzi March 20, 2026

cartarded

Someone who believes that Playboi Carti will drop his album on Friday

"Dude that guy really thinks Carti's dropping 'I AM MUSIC' on Friday, he's so cartarded!"

by backcore March 5, 2025

Rontarded

Someone who frequents rise of nations #suggestions-discussion and suggest absolute slop

Also a suggestions council member

Suggestor 1: Hey I have this formable idea, let's add Prussia for Kaliningrad!

Suggestor 2: Holy shit you're so rontarded, it's rejected

by ssdjkkg March 23, 2025

Chitarded

When an Asian guy Lwky slow af

Guy 1: that guy Kevin Nguyen? He’s kinda dumb
Guy 2: yeah he’s chitarded

by Da_Winr April 4, 2025

cutarded

the mixture of being cute and retarded

awww look at her she’s so cutarded 😭

by banananananm October 10, 2025