constable

A low rank police officer.

The constable shook Paige, and asked her if she had been drinking.

by Morgan T. May 5, 2006

Constance

Often a short girl the size of a chipmunk, even though constance has a lovely personalities they often get rude to everyone at random points and they seem to think they have a talent which is to dance.

Hey is that constance, Omg your so short.

by Kizengi November 27, 2019

i am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me

I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.

I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.

My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.

Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?

Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.

Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.

by MrDrEdward October 31, 2021

Constarrhea

A terrible state of having Diarrhea and Constipation at the same time. Usually results in having people tear their clothes of and lose feeling in both legs.

"Hey why wasn't Ashlee at the party last weekend?"

"Man it was terrible she got constarrhea"

"What the shit is that?"

"An awful anus pain that leaves your legs paralyzed."

by TheSerpentKing360 January 24, 2009

Constance

If your name is Constance, you're really cute. Constance's are funny, badass, kind, supportive, and drop-dead gorgeous! If you get to date one, don't let go of her and treat her right. Be loyal to her and respect her because she is a queen. Wherever you meet Constance (whether it is on Omegle or at school), just know that if you really love her, get to know her and shoot your shot, even if it misses! Dating a Constance is a privilege and words can't describe how lucky you are. Constance's are really down to earth, super smart, and have a dark sense of humor (in a cute way). My point is, Constance's are the best thing to exist, especially the one I know <3 They also have AMAZING personalities.

Hey Constance, I just wanted to say I love you. I just can't get enough of your beautiful face and body and you're 100% the one for me. Ilysm.

by RickLovesYou 😊❤ October 22, 2020

constantine

Crazy white boy who goes to hell and beats bitches up with a golden shotgun

Constantine:i told you to move the car
side kick:if i knew you where tossing a demon in a mirror i would have moved it further

by Nick March 6, 2005

Constantinople

Capital of the Byzantine Empire. Was established as New Rome by Constantine the Great in the 4th century A.D. (The Byzantine Empire was actually the Greek-speaking Eastern half of the Ancient Roman Empire, which offically fell in 476 A.D., with the deposition of Romulus Augustus.)Constantinople became the center of Orthodox Christianity after the Great Schism of 1054. Constaninople was sacked in 1204 by Western invaders during the 4th crusade, who then established the "Latin Empire." Even though Constantinople was retaken by its rightful owners in 1261, it never again regained its former glory. The weakened city was taken by the opportunistic Ottomans less than 200 years later, in 1453. Now in a state of disarray, the city of Constantinople is called "Istanbul" by it's Ottoman occupants. It is understood by most and argued by many that Constantinople is the rightful property of Greece. It is the opinion of many that the Turkish government should give back what wasn't theirs to take in the first place.

Since then, the Ottoman Empire has fallen, and the upstarts that inherited the broken nation seem to think they still have a right to be in Constantinople.

by Nial of the Ranseur October 8, 2007