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coned

verb
1. The act of placing traffic cones ontop of homes, cars, etc as a harmless prank on unsuspecting neighbors, family and friends.
After the cross country team finished their team dinner, they coned the cars of their former teammates who were now in college.
by FrozenC September 21, 2005
mugGet the conedmug.

Cone

A Cone is a very special person that has very special qualities. A Cone
is a very intelligient, irresitable, warm, passionate,and caring.

Not everyone can be a cone, they are very rare people. You have to
already be born a cone to be a cone. Only a cone can appoint you or
consider you a cone.
I(Domy) appointed Raquel(Coney) a Cone because when I first met her I called her Cone. I had the strong feeling that she was a Cone, and she has been living up to her name. We share a very special bond and have many of the same beliefs and think very much alike. This is the way of the cone.
by Coney and Domy November 2, 2004
mugGet the Conemug.

cone

Nippes which are shaped like a cone e.g pointy, and if long enough dangerous as they could easily poke an eye out
Owen: hey danny you have cones

Danny: omg, so what its not my fault my nipples are hugely pointy and hairy. and there not even much 'conish'. To be honest i think there side out.
by Owen E February 22, 2008
mugGet the conemug.

cone

a Cone is somebody that says or does something retarted
david"how do u cook noodles"
nikole"you are such a cone for saying that"
by mrzbowden January 12, 2008
mugGet the conemug.

cones

A male who has "man boobs"
Gary's shirt was way too tight, his cones were distracting me all night!
by Anon_poster June 9, 2009
mugGet the conesmug.

Cone

Dude! You got fucking cones!
by HackMachine September 8, 2003
mugGet the Conemug.

Coned

The act or idea, of getting rammed in the asshole with a parking cone by a hairy german man named Abelard.
Man 1: hey dude, you know jeff? Man 2: yea, why? Man 1: he got coned by the new janitor Abelard. Man 2: oh.... um well... thats unfortunate. lets go smoke a bowl.

The one thing you want to happen to that fat police guard that runs the parking lot.

Punishment for jews.

what might happen when you dont wear a seatbelt.
by permitchlagenfii May 18, 2011
mugGet the Conedmug.

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