verb
1. The act of placing traffic cones ontop of homes, cars, etc as a harmless prank on unsuspecting neighbors, family and friends.
1. The act of placing traffic cones ontop of homes, cars, etc as a harmless prank on unsuspecting neighbors, family and friends.
After the cross country team finished their team dinner, they coned the cars of their former teammates who were now in college.
by FrozenC September 21, 2005

A Cone is a very special person that has very special qualities. A Cone
is a very intelligient, irresitable, warm, passionate,and caring.
Not everyone can be a cone, they are very rare people. You have to
already be born a cone to be a cone. Only a cone can appoint you or
consider you a cone.
is a very intelligient, irresitable, warm, passionate,and caring.
Not everyone can be a cone, they are very rare people. You have to
already be born a cone to be a cone. Only a cone can appoint you or
consider you a cone.
I(Domy) appointed Raquel(Coney) a Cone because when I first met her I called her Cone. I had the strong feeling that she was a Cone, and she has been living up to her name. We share a very special bond and have many of the same beliefs and think very much alike. This is the way of the cone.
by Coney and Domy November 2, 2004

Nippes which are shaped like a cone e.g pointy, and if long enough dangerous as they could easily poke an eye out
Owen: hey danny you have cones
Danny: omg, so what its not my fault my nipples are hugely pointy and hairy. and there not even much 'conish'. To be honest i think there side out.
Danny: omg, so what its not my fault my nipples are hugely pointy and hairy. and there not even much 'conish'. To be honest i think there side out.
by Owen E February 22, 2008

by mrzbowden January 12, 2008

by Anon_poster June 9, 2009

The act or idea, of getting rammed in the asshole with a parking cone by a hairy german man named Abelard.
Man 1: hey dude, you know jeff? Man 2: yea, why? Man 1: he got coned by the new janitor Abelard. Man 2: oh.... um well... thats unfortunate. lets go smoke a bowl.
The one thing you want to happen to that fat police guard that runs the parking lot.
Punishment for jews.
what might happen when you dont wear a seatbelt.
The one thing you want to happen to that fat police guard that runs the parking lot.
Punishment for jews.
what might happen when you dont wear a seatbelt.
by permitchlagenfii May 18, 2011
