Coning

v. The act of inserting a large orange traffic pylon into one's anus as far as it will go.

Brian and Jessica were coning last night. Jessica managed six inches, but Brian got eight.

by Kronan December 16, 2009

Cone

Sum one thats addicted to drugs. A junky.

Cone keep blowing up my phone with all that change..

by Tmagic2k8 February 19, 2009

Cone

1. Pothead
2.Retard

1. Sup Cone, smoke this blunt with me?
2. Your such a cone!

by Jake the Blinger December 14, 2009

Coneing

The sexual act, in which the male scoops ice cream onto and around his penis, and proceeds to smear chocolate sauce on the females vagina. Then, after having sex, the female sucks the male off, creating, the coneing effect!

Whats the best way to have sex?
Man, you gotta waffle bowl her!
Nah, coneing's so much better!

by Bizzcrew November 4, 2009

Coning

The art of put your fingers in a cone shape position and interserting them into a girls vagina. Similar to fisting, but more delicate, and in a cone shape.

Josh explained how he was coning a girl until he was wrist deep in her fluids.

by Marteeny July 11, 2007

Cone

A derogatory term for a soccer player who is so poor that they might as well be standing still.

Old Fart: "Dude, I played some pick-up soccer today at the park."

Old Fart's friend: "How'd it go?"

Old Fart: "It was awful. I was a total cone."

by Big Daddy Mel April 30, 2010

In the Cone

In the cone is a state of mind similar to being in the zone. However, the subject is only preforming at a high level of skill due to some sort of manipulation of the rules or dishonest behavior resulting in an unfair advantage.

Person#1: Wow look at John McCain answer those questions at the Saddleback Civil Forum on August 16th 2008.
Person#2: Yeah he is so on top of these responses; he's hitting them out of the park.
Person #3: John McCain is In the Cone!

by fungi81 October 12, 2008