condomitis

Where a man looses his erection during intercourse and blames it on the condom.

Man, I couldn't stay hard for that pig last night. After loosing my wood, I told her I had condomitis, hoping she'd do me bareback or oral but she didn't. It was probably the alcohol more than the condom.

by coneyman69 November 3, 2013

Condomeering

to purposely sabotage a condom in hopes of getting pregnant. Mostly practiced by the crazies one should not stick their dicks into. Also practiced by men who want to impregnate that once-in-a-lifetime lay.

Yeah dude, I told you to never stick your dick in crazy! She'll be condomeering the fuck out of you.

You here about Jon? Yeah he slept with a VS model, dude probably condomeered himself. I know I would've.

by Jessinup March 30, 2016

Condomception

The misconception that condom inception is an effective contraception leading to conception.

"Son, you'll learn about your birth as soon as you're old enough to understand condomception."

by Brophiroth666 October 13, 2016

Condomaro

The definition of someone who owns a camaro and uses it as their residential address. This word can only be used if the person owns a Camaro.

“Damn Alyssa them light grey bath rugs are gonna match the paint inside your condomaro!”

by ZayuZayn November 22, 2018

Condorats

a word made up of condolences and congrats
used when something is sad but also good

person 1: my mom died but noe i get the house
person 2: oh condorats

by snerpyderperp December 31, 2018

Condomit

A condom filled with vomit

Some dude left a condomit on my stores floor.

by GamestopBoi123 January 28, 2019

Condomsation

That sweat that's on the condom when you take it off

"We out here sloppy with condomsation, man"

by dustBoxedNORTH June 17, 2019