Codeword Turtle

When you tell your boyfriend you want sex without actually saying sex around other people you may or may not know.

Frankii: Codeword Turtle!
Jonno: Ok lets go you sexy thang!
Old Lady: Ohhhh Turtles are nice, I wonder why they're talking about them.

by Frankenpube November 15, 2009

condemned to eternal damnation

Lost one's faith. Stopped believing in God. Became agnostic, atheist, or pagan.

I was condemned to eternal damnation when I was fourteen years old, after realizing the Christian narrative simply doesn't make sense. I didn't tell my mom for two years.

by t_Dubz June 2, 2016

codewolf

An extremely twisted individual

See codewolf.com for a perfect example

by codewolf January 15, 2004

condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act

An extremely annoying but relatively common theatrical routine performed by certain types of local hipster musicians that seems to come easily, requiring little rehearsal in advance. While all creative people are understandably prone to a certain degree of self-absorption, these individuals are forever engaged in obnoxious self-promotion campaigns, celebrating their musical endeavors in a manner designed to give the impression that they are infinitely more successful, talented, and adored than the everyday, basically unknown “artist.” Recurring themes include: stating that they could—but won’t—drop names (and then dropping them), backhandedly complimenting your own efforts (with a smirk), and offering to do everyone a favor by playing their latest “demo” at parties. As with all such routines, the ‘condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act’ is nothing more than a sad attempt at obscuring the truth (which is that they have cushy but unfulfilling day jobs), as well as an opportunity to wear those gay fedoras.

Dude #1: Are you going to Dan's tonight?

Dude #2: I’ll pass. I need a break from his condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act.

by Look at me! I'm a vegan! Yay! June 1, 2011

condeleeza rice

A token "negro bee'hatch", designed to appease black and other non white voters into supporting a racist, bigoted, quasi theocratic oligarch party. Dumb enough to trot out propaganda for the wankers she works for, and too dumb to make the connection that having a huge lumbering graceless oil tanker named after you is actually quite an insult for most bitches.

can i shine your shoes monkey boss?

by wideawakeclub February 19, 2004

Condesledding

The movement of a glass due to the condensation around it.

"Is there a word for when you set your glass down and it scoots across the table on its condensation?"
"Condesledding"

by blameitonchemo November 26, 2009

Ellen Conder

Ellen Conder is absolutely brilliant. If you know Ellen Conder you should consider yourself lucky. Only god himself may be able to explain the awesomeness that is Ellen Conder. If Ellen Conder allows you into her life, you must pray each night, 10 times, just to thank god for passing this amazing honour onto you. The very thought of Ellen Conder is able to make most men cum in their pants.

Ellen Conder is GREAT.

-"hey, guess what?

-"what?"
-"Ellen Conder is brilliant."

by Aduuuuummmmmmmm August 11, 2010