Toss a Condom to your Witcher

Geralt of Rivia was a slayer of the pussy. This is the song tribute to him.

Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plenty, Oh Pussies are plenty, oh oooh oohhhhh
Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plentyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Yeaaaaaaaahhhhh

by Joehobo April 29, 2020

Open Condom Style

o·pen con·dom style "Oppa-is Gangnam style" verb;

A anti-prophylactic act largely endorsed by the Pope were a small cross is cut into the tip of a condom that will appear in original condition when applied yet rupture upon its use. This phrase was popularized in the Korean song Gangnam Style by Kim Jong Un

*WARNING* This act may cause Broken Condom Child

Broseph: "Yo, you hook up with Stacy's mom last night?"
Brochacho: "Ya dude, she made me use a rubber though."
Broseph: "Aw that sucks dude."
Brochacho: "Ya, I know... So I went open condom style!"
Broseph: "Sweet man!"

by DrunkElk August 4, 2012

condomaximum

the vast material rewards that await those who eschew condoms or other birth control and when pregnancy inevitably occurs, toe the pro-life party line and thus boost political careers.

Wow, all Bristol Palin had to do to reap the condomaximum was not use birth control or have abortions.

by litbrit June 14, 2010

Redneck Condom

Plastic wrap.

Darlin don't forget your Redneck Condom!
Where is it?

In the second drawer next to the tin foil!

by 4x4thatbiich. June 12, 2010

Condom

A rubber glove that fits snug around a guy's penis that prevents std's & babies from being made.

Chad : Seeing you in your bra and panties makes my dick hard can I stick it in your soft pussy ?
Kiersten : I hope you have a Condom last week you gave me herpes and now everytime I pee my vagina burns!
Chad : Sorry about that I didn't know Brigit, Madison & Mackenzie were sluts!
Kiersten : And there step brother!

by SlopNChop November 21, 2016

condom

A dollar piece of plastic that stops babies and aids.

Yes, a miracle.

We have came up with a way to prevent aids and babies!

It ees called ze condom.

by lickladylickems January 29, 2008

Cling Wrap Condom

The act of using a condom that is made of cling wrap when there is no condoms available to fuck yo bitch and forshiz.

My bitch wanted me to have anal sex with her but i ain't got no condoms. I didn't wana get shit on my dick so i used some plastic wrap to make a cling wrap condom to protect my wang from poo germs!

by Azamatbagidov September 15, 2009