concord grape handler

Similar to a standard skull-fucking, with a delightful twist. The difference being that during your hemorrhoidal flare-up you turn around 180 degrees and slam your ass into her forehead. Her natural reaction will be to move the grapes away so the puss doesn’t drip into her eyes.

Our typical skull-fucking was getting old, so we progressed to the concord grape handler.

It takes a special California girl to request the concord grape handler.

by Wicked Ways March 15, 2010

concord

The capitol of NH , people call it a city but its more a large town or just a hick city

city where the hicks all go to shop

by lookDudeImAnN June 28, 2004

Concord, MA

A town full of preppy assholes who all think they are über cool but usually are just overly enthusiastic and goody-two-shoeses.

mom: Aren't you excited to start high school at concord carlisle high school?

actual cool kid: hell no those concord, MA kids are such teacher's-pets




ex. 2:

Concord Kid: OMG lets have a party!
Other one: OMG YEAH WE CAN HAVE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!
Other other one: PURPLE MONKEYS AW!!
All: LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by wtfisedgy December 31, 2008

concord

A generally upper class town in Massachusetts, which many people confuse for drug-infested, worse-than-Acton, better-than-Bedford or having the same spelling as concorde, a jet built for supersonic travel. Its entry into urbandictionary.com apparently drives people into fits of misspelling.

Henry Davird Thereaough lived in concord, massechusettes.

by MacP September 16, 2006

Concord

A lame-o town in MA inhabited mostly by hard core druggy preps, with the occasional crazy cat lady/gay man.

Yo, I'm goin' to Concord to fishbowl some kids mansion. Wanna come?

by Purple Haze October 10, 2005

Crispy Concords

A "Crispy Concord" Is When A Girl Is Giving You A Blowjob, You Begin To Vlog The Sex Acts & You Proceed To Slap Her Across The Face With A Used / Dried Up Nudah Condom Until You Cum On Her Air Jordans.

Fooya: Hey, Wanna Meet Up Later?
Kossdff: No, I Gotta Clean Up, I Just Crispy Concords A Bitch Earlier.

by 3rdLegGreg July 13, 2017

Concord

I just wanted to say that even though Concord is a rich town with kids driving BMWs to school, Acton is too. The school systems are about equal as are the average home prices. Although Concord can be determined as classier than the more "ghetto" Acton, they're both the same."Bla," you're stupid. Go away.

Concord and Acton are very similar towns.

by Someone123 July 29, 2005