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A machine used for porn and facebook
Come look at porn then check your facebook (computer)
by frankthekill July 6, 2011
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A device that computes, especially a programmable electronic machine that performs high-speed mathematical or logical operations or that assembles, stores, correlates, or otherwise processes information.
a Computer, PC, Laptop, Notebook, PDA
by Ben9534 January 18, 2006
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machines that are going to take over the world soon.
computers are getting better and dangerous
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The machine that allows you to create anything you want... But virtually... (That means you'll never have it)
Look at this gorgeous womanon the screen ... How "flat" is she !!!
by LodLuT November 5, 2003
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A computer is device used for various things
Manan namans brother is not allowed to play on the computer
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Compute

(noun) Nerdy Informal
Shorthand for computing power. Considered jargon in some hardware circles.
My VR games won't run because I don't have enough compute.

You can lend your compute to covid-19 research with the Folding@Home app.
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Guy 1: Hey what's that?
Guy 1: A computer
(Guy 2 walks in)
Guy 2: Are you talking to yourself?
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