Usually a woman masquerading as a man on internet forums. Constantly seeks attention and approval. Is prone to petty fighting. Enjoys Nascar, corn, and adultery.
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by OverDose363 December 18, 2005
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The Ghetto Commandments
I. If thou art a bitch te shall not breathe.
II. Puff, puff giveth.
III. Thou shalt not snitch.
IV. Thou shalt not loveth thy hoes.
V. Thou shan't knock the hustle.
VI. Real shast recogonize real
VII. It's no fun if the homies getteth none
IX. Never covet thy neighbors bitch
X. Fuck the police
I. If thou art a bitch te shall not breathe.
II. Puff, puff giveth.
III. Thou shalt not snitch.
IV. Thou shalt not loveth thy hoes.
V. Thou shan't knock the hustle.
VI. Real shast recogonize real
VII. It's no fun if the homies getteth none
IX. Never covet thy neighbors bitch
X. Fuck the police
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by TinoFett June 11, 2006
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2. Another term for "the man", referring to ones friends.
3. Norville Rogers' (Shaggy) hero and role model/at times alter ego.
2. Another term for "the man", referring to ones friends.
3. Norville Rogers' (Shaggy) hero and role model/at times alter ego.
1. Dude, you can't wuss out now. You're like Commander Cool now.
2. I'm awesome. I'm the man. I'm amazing. I'm Commander Cool.
3. This looks like a job for Commander Cool...and Mellow Mutt!
2. I'm awesome. I'm the man. I'm amazing. I'm Commander Cool.
3. This looks like a job for Commander Cool...and Mellow Mutt!
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