Cobe

A big man who is handsome, attractive, and has a large penis.

man : Did you see cobe getting those girls?

man 2 :Yeah, i am so jealous.

by lethargic howard May 26, 2010

Crimp Cable

Just another great way to reference taking a big ole dump, crap, shit, defecate, pinch a loaf, snap a deuce.

Example 1: Roger felt his anus pucker and he new he was about to Crimp Cable.
Example 2: Hey Joe. Where is Stan. He was here a minute ago. Joe: He will be right back. He had to go Crimp Cable.
Example 3: Dan felt his bowels bloat during his presentation at the annual stockholders meeting. He knew he was about to blow and had to leave immediately. He quickly announced that he needed to run Crimp Cable and would return shortly.

by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2015

Cobweb cock

cob·web cock - n:/ The result of when a sock is used for masterbation. The lint from the sock on the penis makes the appearance of the penis having cobwebs spun around it.

After masterbating profusely, Jimmy fell asleep without knowing that he still had cobweb cock. It was the most embarrassing doctor visit of his life.

by Patrick D. M. June 23, 2006

crotch cobbler

A name for pussy or cunt, used in reference to oral sex.

I have a hot date tonight. I hope to get a little 'crotch cobler' for dessert.

by Mark C. September 16, 2005

Shit Cobbler

The aroma that arises when one attempts to cover up the stench of a bowel movement with fruity scented air freshener.

"Dude, did you just bake a shit cobbler?!?"

by SuperMadScientist December 25, 2011

cobber

another word for mate, commonly used amongst other people.

G'day Cobber, hows life treating ya?

by Boonga T March 21, 2003

Cobey

a flawless individual who is perfect at everything, or so he thinks. this person is often caught beating others at beer pong. Cobey is also known for having a big dick and being an orgasm harvester. Cobey is proficient at Orgasung Fu and is rarely wrong.

person 1: who is that kid overthere, singing to himself?

person 2: that is cobey.

person 1: he seems sexy.

person 2: he is.

by donkey punching February 3, 2012